Text a girl and ask her if you can "tap that"

subygrl · Post by **subygrl** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:38 am

Note to Curt: Don't text this to a girl who has read the thread and has a boyfriend, it will result in epic fail. lol :wink2:

kikkinasphalt · Post by **kikkinasphalt** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:51 am

subygrl;190284 wrote:Note to Curt: Don't text this to a girl who has read the thread and has a boyfriend, it will result in epic fail. lol :wink2:

i sent this to every girl in my phonebook. some were lulz, others killed it out of the gate :PDT_frfr:

yes.. it was fail lol

BoostAddict · Post by **BoostAddict** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:16 am

Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: What?
Me: When are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Are you kidding?
Me: Who jokes about something like that?
Her: Please tell me your kidding fool
Me: Why would I kid?
Her: Are you being serious?
Me: Yeah
Her: This isnt kevin
Me: Yes it is
Her: Why did you say that?
Me: Cause I wanna know when your gonne let me tap that..
Her: Stop
Me: Aww, boo
Her: Are you being serious?
Me: Yeah. So....?
Her: What?
Me: Tappin? Gonna Happen?
Her: Why are you asking that? Are you fucking serious?
Me: Im serious, just say yes or no
Her: Wtf
Me: Come on..
Her: Stop that, its not funny
Me: Thats not a no...
Her: No
Me: Shit

Nat X · Post by **Nat X** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:16 am

this just equals sex for me everytime

kra95civic · Post by **kra95civic** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:44 am

me: so when we going to smash !!!!
her: again??
me: yes i think getting off twice isn't enough
her: fuck
me: yes now your getting it
her: um I'm doing my hair
me: don't give me that shit
her: i guess tomorrow
me: but what about now
her: I'm at work.
me: kinky
her: you got to be fucking kidding me.
me: so

no reply back damn o well let move on to the next one. trying again tomorrow