Text a girl and ask her if you can "tap that"

[rickles8099]

taken from somewhere else...

Example: Me: AY girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Its 3 in the afternoon, you drunk?
Me: time is of the essence.
Her: your dating my friend no
Me: so?
Her: NO.

(I didn't use this one, copy paste.)

Taken from: http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636


heres one i actually did:

me: when you going to let me tap that?

hour later...

me: you there?
her: funny
me: whats funny?
her: that was a random question
me: and youre the only one in my address book worthy of the question. so is the answer yes?
her: lol well im flattered but nah, i dont do the casual sex thing. sorries
me: its ok... its just a thing from the internet
her: no go. sorry
me: seriously... it was a thing from the internet. but if you would have said yes...

[Gunmetal Si]

way to go rick..............

[Spork]

ahahahaha some of that thread is great

[99BlackHatch]

Lol...

originally posted by infinital
me: Ay girl when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Wtf jay i'm your aunt

HA HA HA...

Me:when you gonna let me tap that
Him:Im a guy

me: when you gonna lit me open that tap like a keg
her: are you implying on ****ing me?
me: no, im implying about drinking you like a keg
her: i dont folo..
me: but you swallow right
her: beer?
me: if thats what you call it
her: smiles, your ****ing nasty.
me: but wait, there's more! i'll throw in another female, free of charge!
her: do you have a keg even?

[imports_only98]

this def made me giggle.

[Freek]

this is huge on kcsr right now.

[Waffles]

Me: Ay gurl wen u goin to let me tap that
Rick: dont you have a girlfriend
Me: that does not answer my question
Rick: buy me dinner and get me drunk and you can
Me: Eh, not worth the effort
Rick: suck my dick you vagina!!!

[Turbo]

that thread is full of LULZ!!! here's a couple of ones that had me EL OH ELING

Me - "Can I tap that"
Her - "Sure, feel free to drive across the country and come tap this"
Me - "For serious?"
Her - "Yes"
Me - "I AM OTW!"

mainly the I AM OTW...LOL

me: So, where you at?
mom: Sams Club, you need anything?
me: Yeah, can I tap that?
mom: huh?
me: Can
I

Tap

That?
mom: I think that would be more of a thing to do with your cousin.
me: But it's incest, it's the game the whole family can play.
mom: **** you.
me: Yes you would.
mom: What did I get myself into..
me: nou

BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

[02Type-S]

My ex-

me-hey let me tap that
her-what the hell is wrong with you?
me-i need it
her-what are you talking about?
me-tapping that! STAT!
her-thomas daniel!
me-now you're catching on!
her-you're so dumb
me-maybe so, but you havent said no yet
her-well NO! perv...



My friends sister-

me-hey let me tap that
her-haha what the fuck?
me-fuck, exactly
her- lol your gay
me-um no, if i was, i would have texted your older brother
her-hahaha thats true
me-so thats a yes then?
her-ah no
me-damn 17 year olds...
her-lol im not 17!
me- how old are you again?
her- 16
me-whoops. are you good at keeping secrets?
her-lol yes what secret am i supposed to keep?
me-um i cant go to jail for this whole underage thing...
her-lol tommy...

My fiancee-

me-hey let me tap that
her-what? where did that come from?
me-it came from my loins
her-lol you are funny. i had a wierd dream last night
me-im for serious. what was your dream?
her- it was our wedding day and your ex jamie came and i saw her and dragged her ass out of the church. she ruing my day from that point.
me- what a boner kill
her-knock it off


lol this is fun

[kikkinasphalt]

bwahaha fucking WIN

friend of mine, not my wife.

me: so when you gunna let me tap dat ass
Her: r u serious?
me: yeah, sup sup?
her: hi lol
me:so yeah, this is serious business
her: i havent heard from you in forever
me: nor i from you, stop ditching the question
her: when do you want to?
me: fucking WIN!