Text a girl and ask her if you can "tap that"

kikkinasphalt · Post by **kikkinasphalt** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:58 pm

eh2_Erik;190247 wrote:second attempt.

me: hey, so when you gonna let me tap that?
her: eh excuse me?
me: no, excuse me, when you gonna let me tap that sugar?
her: asap
me: Hell yeah, thats what i'm talkin about girl, it'll be a while till i get to you baby, but how does 7pm at my place work for you?
her: lol who is this?
me: Erik Le baby, who else would be such a smooth criminal?
her: right...
Me: no baby, i'm a changed man. you know i missed you while you were gone
her: you're so weird.
me: damn it.

fucking fail

kikkinasphalt · Post by **kikkinasphalt** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:58 pm

kleancut;190248 wrote:please send us a picture of her so we can fuckin lawl all day.

you want a pic of my carrot? faggot

eh2_Erik · Post by **eh2_Erik** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:01 pm

3rd chick.

Me: hey, so when you gonna let me tap that?
her: haha
Me: no hahas. when you gonna let me tap that ass?
her: whenever you want.
me: Niice, so how about you get your tight ass back here and lets do the damn thing!
no response
Me: come on baby

jer: You're gay!
me: shit.

Silver Knight · Post by **Silver Knight** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:02 pm

eh2_Erik;190247 wrote:second attempt.

me: hey, so when you gonna let me tap that?
her: eh excuse me?
me: no, excuse me, when you gonna let me tap that sugar?
her: asap
me: Hell yeah, thats what i'm talkin about girl, it'll be a while till i get to you baby, but how does 7pm at my place work for you?
her: lol who is this?
me: Erik Le baby, who else would be such a smooth criminal?
her: right...
Me: no baby, i'm a changed man. you know i missed you while you were gone
her: you're so weird.
me: damn it.

you suck at closing the deal

eh2_Erik · Post by **eh2_Erik** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:17 pm

Mr. Integra;190252 wrote:you suck at closing the deal

nuh uh.

Silver Knight · Post by **Silver Knight** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:18 pm

kleancut · Post by **kleancut** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:52 am

Me: How bout you u let me tap that
Brooke: UGH! you just textd your sister!!
Me: Running outta vagine..desperate times..soo?
Brooke: Sick!! Marcus! (my buddy)

Cougar pwns me that lives in loft across the street:

Me: When you gona let me tap that
Me: Sandy!
Sandy: Im jogging get with me later
2 HOURS LATER
Me: I said when you gona let me smash!
Sandy: I dont think you can tap anything with ur broken finger, but get a doctors opinon first.
Sandy: I definitely wouldnt recommend smashing your finger again but its up to u.

pwned

refer here ( http://www.stlhondas.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14769 ) if you dont understand broken finger comment.

nomocars23 · Post by **nomocars23** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:38 am

Ex's best friend:
Me: Hey ****!
Her:Hey Hey
Me:I have a question for you.....!
Her:Yea?
Me:When are you gonna let me tap that?
Her:WAT!?!?!?!?
Me:Come on now i need answers and quickly!
Her:ARE YOU DRUNK?
Me:No IM not drunk. Lol so **** do u have an answer for me? I needed one like 5 mins ago.
Her:How am i supose to answer?
Me:YES NO YEA NOPE YAY NAY ... idc just tell me. its not that hard LMAO
Her:uh HALF PAST NEVER!!
ME:(

Silver Knight · Post by **Silver Knight** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:46 am

nomocars23;190274 wrote:Ex's best friend:
Me: Hey ****!
Her:Hey Hey
Me:I have a question for you.....!
Her:Yea?
Me:When are you gonna let me tap that?
Her:WAT!?!?!?!?
Me:Come on now i need answers and quickly!
Her:ARE YOU DRUNK?
Me:No IM not drunk. Lol so **** do u have an answer for me? I needed one like 5 mins ago.
Her:How am i supose to answer?
Me:YES NO YEA NOPE YAY NAY ... idc just tell me. its not that hard LMAO
Her:uh HALF PAST NEVER!!
ME:(

:lmao:

andyjt · Post by **andyjt** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:00 am

Me: Hey
Me: Can i tap that?
Her: Y did u say that...
Me:Well so...... can i.

....2hours still no response. LOL