Text a girl and ask her if you can "tap that"

eh2_Erik · Post by **eh2_Erik** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:27 pm

Fucking winner^^

Multiple messages sent. we shall see.

Silver Knight · Post by **Silver Knight** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:33 pm

kikkinasphalt;190233 wrote:bwahaha fucking WIN

friend of mine, not my wife.

me: so when you gunna let me tap dat ass
Her: r u serious?
me: yeah, sup sup?
her: hi lol
me:so yeah, this is serious business
her: i havent heard from you in forever
me: nor i from you, stop ditching the question
her: when do you want to?
me: fucking WIN!

what the fuck are you still doing here at work?! you got an hour and a half. hurry up.

eh2_Erik · Post by **eh2_Erik** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:39 pm

First result.

Me: Hey, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Whaa??
Me: You heard me, when you gonna let me. tap. that.

Her: haha idk... In your dreams? lol
Me: Ah shitty. Sometimes people make dreams come true.
Her: lol
Me: FffffffUUUUuuuuuuu

kikkinasphalt · Post by **kikkinasphalt** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:40 pm

Mr. Integra;190236 wrote:what the fuck are you still doing here at work?! you got an hour and a half. hurry up.

we are still texting too.. im gunna get my carrot wet tonight

delslo · Post by **delslo** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:52 pm

kikkinasphalt;190233 wrote:bwahaha fucking WIN

friend of mine, not my wife.

me: so when you gunna let me tap dat ass
Her: r u serious?
me: yeah, sup sup?
her: hi lol
me:so yeah, this is serious business
her: i havent heard from you in forever
me: nor i from you, stop ditching the question
her: when do you want to?
me: fucking WIN!

i suspected

kikkinasphalt · Post by **kikkinasphalt** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:53 pm

delslo;190243 wrote:i suspected

just showed allex her pic.

gsrauto98 · Post by **gsrauto98** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:54 pm

kikkinasphalt;190244 wrote:just showed allex her pic.

wanna share??? lol :bouncy:

kikkinasphalt · Post by **kikkinasphalt** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:55 pm

gsrauto98;190245 wrote:wanna share??? lol :bouncy:

get your own dammit...lol

and bouncy is right

eh2_Erik · Post by **eh2_Erik** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:56 pm

second attempt.

me: hey, so when you gonna let me tap that?
her: eh excuse me?
me: no, excuse me, when you gonna let me tap that sugar?
her: asap
me: Hell yeah, thats what i'm talkin about girl, it'll be a while till i get to you baby, but how does 7pm at my place work for you?
her: lol who is this?
me: Erik Le baby, who else would be such a smooth criminal?
her: right...
Me: no baby, i'm a changed man. you know i missed you while you were gone

her: you're so weird.
me: damn it.

kleancut · Post by **kleancut** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:57 pm

kikkinasphalt;190239 wrote:we are still texting too.. im gunna get my carrot wet tonight

please send us a picture of her so we can fuckin lawl all day.