Talk to strangers......

[adio3x]

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Stranger: Hello
Stranger: Echo.......Echo......echo
Stranger: So there I was
Stranger: Under the horse
You: water horse?
Stranger: with nothing but a pale and a stick
You: did you poke a dead body with that stick?
Stranger: "You are making no sense and a fool of yourself!" I heard behind me
Stranger: I turn to find myself peering into the eyes of a rather large rabbit
Stranger: in disbelief I look around to ensure there was nothing else the voice coud of eminated from
Stranger: "That's all fine and dandy boy, but what are you going to do about that bear?"
Stranger: I suddenly get confrontagious, and spit back, "Look here you furry little rodent. I'm going to take this here shotgun."
Stranger: "And give that rock over there a nice warm bubble bath."
Stranger: That;s how I won the disco competition of 1984.......True Story.

[Silver Knight]

lol, WTF, mine didnt last long:

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Stranger: hi
You: purple ducks
Stranger: I like ducks
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same here. here's one from a few days ago.

my conversation only lasted 5 seconds

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Stranger: i'm ginger
You: yee haw
Stranger: okay
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[CRXFreak]

this is how mine went

Stranger: hi
You: herro
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Stranger: from?
You: oh hai i like that song
You: usa
Stranger: usa
You: do you where your sunglasses at night?
Stranger: quess where i'm from?
You: china?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: no
You: indonesia?
Stranger: no
You: japan
Stranger: no
You: europe
Stranger: yes
You: yay for me i get a cookie now?
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[asdf]

they always disconnect

[J_Jay_B]

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You: hey
Stranger: Don't go north of the bridge
You: should i go south?
You: or west?
You: or south west?
Stranger: Any other direction works, but only within a two block range
You: why not 3
You: i usually like to walk 4 blocks before turning tho
Stranger: It can bedone, but carries enormous risk
You: wait what bridge?
You: the big one with the things?
Stranger: Yes, the big stone things
You: o right... ok
You: so what consequences are we talking about here....
You: like anal sex?
Stranger: Everlasting befuddlement
You: WOW... what is that?
Stranger: TBI
You: soooo.... where you from? wait let me guess... europe
Stranger: I do not dwell amonst the children of Europa
You: So u like little children?
Stranger: No, they give me indigestion
You: rofl rofl
You: they give me hard-ons
You: ok bye
Stranger: You should try tachyons instead

[Silver Knight]

people are no fun now a days

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You: heyy
Stranger: Josie`s on a vacation far away,
Come around and talk it over
So many things that I wanna say
You know I like my girls a little bit older
I just wanna use your love tonight
I don`t wanna lose your love tonight

I ain`t got many friends left to talk to
Nowhere to run when I`m in trouble
You know I`d do anything for you
Stay the night but keep it under cover
I just wanna use your love tonight
I don`t wanna lose your love tonight
Try to stop my hands from shaking
but something in my mind`s not making sense
It`s been a while since we were all alone
but I can`t hide the way I`m feeling

As you`re leaving please would you close the door
and don`t forget what I told you
Just cause you`re right that don`t mean I`m wrong
Another shoulder to cry upon
I just wanna use your love tonight
I don`t wanna lose your love tonight
Use your love
Lose your love
You: can you teach me to sex
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:frown:

[Silver Knight]

You: hello
Stranger: hi cu
You: you like fishsticks?
Stranger: I LOVE
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[Silver Knight]

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Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: this is Chris Hansen. We are onto you and your perverted antics
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[Silver Knight]

FOR SHARPIE

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Stranger: Hello
Stranger: How are you?
Stranger: where are you from?
You: hi. i'm good. guess what?
Stranger: Are you a viking?
Stranger: Because that would be cool.
You: no i'm not. but guess what??
Stranger: Oh sorry. Tell me!!!!!
You: CIVIC
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[99PreludeSh]

guess they werent into old people

Stranger: hi there
You: hello
Stranger: asl ?
You: 76/f/USA you?
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