http://omegle.com/
LOL I've seen some good ones.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: This is Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC
Stranger: WHAT
You: you heard me
Stranger: but I didn't do anything yet
You: what were you planning to do?
Stranger: I don't think I've even talked to a girl on this site
Stranger: um
Stranger: just talk
Stranger: with some bros
You: you a fag?
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: but it's not like there are girls here, let's be real
You: no little girls here?
Stranger: I don't think so
You: screw this shit
Stranger: wut?
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adio3x
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~Mugen~ARC~HKS~Tein~Kaixen~Injen~Vis~JL~Pioneer~
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CourtesyFlush
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hahahaha, thats hilarious.
i just got done talking with an australian guy who was 55. he wanted "dirty gossip". i felt like i had to disconnect or else id get molested via internet....
i just got done talking with an australian guy who was 55. he wanted "dirty gossip". i felt like i had to disconnect or else id get molested via internet....
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kleancut
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lols.. nice. i jus had major tuner talk with a subby owner in new zealand.
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chunney
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What the fuck?...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: JA!
You: hey hey
Stranger: jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You: YEAH! OK!
Stranger: put it in my front butt
Stranger: DADDY WHITE PEE PEED ON MY FRONT BUTT
Stranger:
You: you're gross.
Stranger: youRE VANILLA
You: that ain't even right.
Stranger: FUCKKKK YOUUU
Stranger: ONTD BITCH
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Stranger: JA!
You: hey hey
Stranger: jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You: YEAH! OK!
Stranger: put it in my front butt
Stranger: DADDY WHITE PEE PEED ON MY FRONT BUTT
Stranger:
You: you're gross.
Stranger: youRE VANILLA
You: that ain't even right.
Stranger: FUCKKKK YOUUU
Stranger: ONTD BITCH
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Silver Knight
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95acuraintegra;173890 wrote:hahahaha, thats hilarious.
i just got done talking with an australian guy who was 55. he wanted "dirty gossip". i felt like i had to disconnect or else id get molested via internet....
DC5
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chunney
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Stranger: i did it
Stranger: 35 minutes ago
You: orly?
You: I'm doing it right now.
Stranger: ya rly
You: no, rly.
Stranger: manhatten? is that you?
You: yes..
You: =)
Stranger: it's me, ozymandias
You: holy shit, whats up?
Stranger: i'm ozymandiaaaas
You: yeah, its me, manhatten!
Stranger: nothing much...just a little shit that's going down in ny
Stranger: but you know
Stranger: it's for the greater good
You: no? i don't.
Stranger: and all that jazz
Stranger: i want world peace
Stranger: that's why i sent a vagina alien monster
Stranger: to blow up in new york city
Stranger: duh
You: Do you really want world peace?
Stranger: so suck my dick
Stranger: cuz i'm ozymandias
Stranger: yes
You: DON'T SAY T-REX IF YOU WANT WORLD PEACE. BITCH.
Stranger: do you want world peace?
You: Yeah, that's why i don't say T-Rex
Stranger: and why not
Stranger: you just said it twice
You: Cause a t-rex will atack ny if you say t-rex
You: no i didn't...
Stranger: you did it again
You: it doesn't count when i say it, only when you say it, but you haven't thank god.
Stranger: T-REX
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Stranger: niiice
Stranger: but you know what
Stranger: i'm ozymandias bitch
Stranger: i can catch a bullet
Stranger: i can outdo a dinosaur
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Stranger: i did it
Stranger: 35 minutes ago
You: orly?
You: I'm doing it right now.
Stranger: ya rly
You: no, rly.
Stranger: manhatten? is that you?
You: yes..
You: =)
Stranger: it's me, ozymandias
You: holy shit, whats up?
Stranger: i'm ozymandiaaaas
You: yeah, its me, manhatten!
Stranger: nothing much...just a little shit that's going down in ny
Stranger: but you know
Stranger: it's for the greater good
You: no? i don't.
Stranger: and all that jazz
Stranger: i want world peace
Stranger: that's why i sent a vagina alien monster
Stranger: to blow up in new york city
Stranger: duh
You: Do you really want world peace?
Stranger: so suck my dick
Stranger: cuz i'm ozymandias
Stranger: yes
You: DON'T SAY T-REX IF YOU WANT WORLD PEACE. BITCH.
Stranger: do you want world peace?
You: Yeah, that's why i don't say T-Rex
Stranger: and why not
Stranger: you just said it twice
You: Cause a t-rex will atack ny if you say t-rex
You: no i didn't...
Stranger: you did it again
You: it doesn't count when i say it, only when you say it, but you haven't thank god.
Stranger: T-REX
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Stranger: well
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: niiice
Stranger: but you know what
Stranger: i'm ozymandias bitch
Stranger: i can catch a bullet
Stranger: i can outdo a dinosaur
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Spork
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props to that guy for actually referencing the REAL ending to Watchmen and not the movie version.
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civic4life13
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damn i'm fucked up lolConnecting to server...
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You: hi
Stranger: Do you know what chf means?
You: do you?
Stranger: i dont
You: well then i don't either
Stranger: Hmm, too bad. I'll google it
You: it means CUNT HIGH FIVE
You: your welcome
Stranger: Whoot, that's fast
Stranger: What is cunt?
You: it's a male butthole
Stranger: aha. Charming
You: oh yeah
Stranger: Are you a perv?
You: the ladies like me and some guys
Stranger: ...
You: no i'm a pedophile
Stranger: Aha!
You: are you a perv
Stranger: No, i'm 14
You: you can be a perv and be 14
Stranger: Hmm, i'm only 14
You: ok you perv
Stranger: you pedo
You: yeah
You: i love you
Stranger: yeeeaah
You: i want to be inside you
Stranger: I dont love you, i think
Stranger: You cant
Stranger: That's gross
You: as in my dick in your ass
You: i'll spit and shove it in
Stranger: Ehrr, no, thanks
You: you'll like it
Stranger: No, i wont
You: yes you will slave
Stranger: no, i wont
You: bwahahahaha
Stranger: i'd like to stay virgin
You: i want to smother you in ice cream
Stranger: No, thanks
You: yes
Stranger: I'd rather eat it in front of the tv
Stranger: i like ice-cream.
You: i'd rather eat your ass in front of the t.v
You: while you eat ice cream
Stranger: No, i like my ass
You: so do i
Stranger: Stay away from my ass
You: do you have a horse
Stranger: No, i have a big Bull-Mastiff dog
You: do you fuck it
You: or does it fuck you
Stranger: No, i pet it
You: with your penor
Stranger: and it falls asleap
Stranger: So, no, i'm not fucking it, and she's not fucking me
You: so you drug your dog then have sex with it
You: your fucking wierd
Stranger: No, it's just a big lazy dog
Stranger: I'm going to have dinner now.
Stranger: Bye!
You: bye lover
^matt talking about going down on black girlsMatt;80636 wrote:when you go down on them they kinda look like burn victims
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bildo16
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lol, WTF, mine didnt last long:
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Stranger: hi
You: purple ducks
Stranger: I like ducks
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You: purple ducks
Stranger: I like ducks
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Project CAFE RACER in progress!!!
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Clayton
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bwahahabildo16;173972 wrote:lol, WTF, mine didnt last long:
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Stranger: hi
You: purple ducks
Stranger: I like ducks
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