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Waffles
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I was at a bar the other day when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.
The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
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For some reason, I can picture this where some guy at one of those weird java lounges gets on stage with a guy with the bongo drums and makes this into one of those weird poems.
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Fml
Matt;80636 wrote:when you go down on them they kinda look like burn victims
^matt talking about going down on black girls
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bwaahahahahaha... did this really happen... or is this a fml.com copy/paste
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why r u listening to ur ipod at a bar?
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J_Jay_B;191270 wrote:bwaahahahahaha... did this really happen... or is this a fml.com copy/paste
Its a copy/paste from Digg
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