Texts from last night

Waffles · Post by **Waffles** » Sat May 23, 2009 8:43 pm

I am loving this site http://www.textsfromlastnight.com

(646): I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.

(914): i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty

WTF this one is from STL

(314): he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex

Silver Knight · Post by **Silver Knight** » Sat May 23, 2009 8:54 pm

uhh....whut

Rojo92hatch · Post by **Rojo92hatch** » Sat May 23, 2009 9:24 pm

have u seen fmylife.com?

Waffles · Post by **Waffles** » Sat May 23, 2009 9:46 pm

Rojo92hatch;182038 wrote:have u seen fmylife.com?

I have now

thank you!

Rojo92hatch · Post by **Rojo92hatch** » Sat May 23, 2009 9:47 pm

haha ur welcome! makes u think when u read those..that ur life isnt that bad haha

kleancut · Post by **kleancut** » Sun May 24, 2009 1:20 am

Rojo92hatch;182038 wrote:have u seen fmylife.com?

damn i jus spent like 45 min on it. loll funny shit.

Dan The Man · Post by **Dan The Man** » Sun May 24, 2009 4:18 am

haha me and my friends are in love with this site.

My personal favorite:

"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.

SweetEBPSi · Post by **SweetEBPSi** » Sun May 24, 2009 5:30 am

(502): Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!

lol

muha22752 · Post by **muha22752** » Sun May 24, 2009 4:37 pm

Rofl!!

dubbs · Post by **dubbs** » Sun May 24, 2009 5:43 pm

Hahahaha, that website is fantastic!