to my ladies

dodgin_it · Post by **dodgin_it** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:49 pm

i got this entertaining forward this morning...

" A woman will never truly be satisfied on Valentine's Day. Unfortunately, there is no guy with a chocolate dick, wrapped in money, that ejaculates diamonds."

i will find him if it kills me. lol

happy valentines day.

Waffles · Post by **Waffles** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:53 pm

Just more proof that most woman are gold diggers......

16vshelbyz · Post by **16vshelbyz** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:54 pm

I second that

dodgin_it · Post by **dodgin_it** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:07 pm

nope. seriously, we just want guys with ambition.

and chocolate dicks lol

kra95civic · Post by **kra95civic** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:11 pm

well its more along the lines of actually caring enough to get them items that show you care....i.e. but i hate to say it you don't need items to show how much people care. the look and feel you get around the person you care for is whats important. there is always time for surprises, but you know what. something from the hart should mean so much more. but they don't...

you know sex shops sell crazy mold to make dicks out off...and go

Capt'n Obvious · Post by **Capt'n Obvious** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:22 pm

if someone had a chocolate dick it would keep getting smaller and if you ate it there would be no dick anymore and then what kinda man would you have.

Silver Knight · Post by **Silver Knight** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:23 pm

kra95civic;164890 wrote:well its more along the lines of actually caring enough to get them items that show you care....i.e. but i hate to say it you don't need items to show how much people care. the look and feel you get around the person you care for is whats important. there is always time for surprises, but you know what. something from the hart should mean so much more. but they don't...

you know sex shops sell crazy mold to make dicks out off...and go

+1

just goes to show that women who say they aren't high maintenance really are.

sharpie · Post by **sharpie** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:24 pm

would chocolate seaman be better

Its Pat! · Post by **Its Pat!** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:26 pm

dodgin_it · Post by **dodgin_it** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:29 pm

it was a joke guys. get your dicks from out between your legs and stop gettin all butt hurt. geez