I love my job, I love my job...I really love my job! :)

[Dabeastwthn]

If you don't laugh out loud after you read this
>> you are in a coma!
>> > This is even funnier when you realize it's real!
>> Next time you have a
>> > bad day at work think of this guy.
>> >
>> > Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers
>> in Louisiana.
>> > He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling
>> rigs.
>> >
>> > Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then
>> sent it to radio
>> > station 103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, who
>> was sponsoring a
>> > worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she
>> won.
>> >
>> > Hi Sue,
>> >
>> > Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother.
>> >
>> > Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know
>> you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my
>> dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all .
>> >
>> > Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first
>> must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office
>> lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office.
>> It's a wet suit.

>> > This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to
>> keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water
>> heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea.

>> It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the
>> diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose. Now this
>> sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times
>> with no complaints.
>> >
>> > What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working,
>> is take the
>> > hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This
>> floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a jacuzzi.
>> >
>> > Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my
>> butt started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made
>> things worse.
>> > Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled
>> the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I
>> realized what had happened.
>> >
>> > The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and
>> pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back,
>> the jellyfish couldn't stick to it However, the crack of my butt
>> was not as fortunate.
>> >
>> > When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was
>> actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my butt.
>> >
>> > I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the
>> communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he,
>> along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically.
>> >
>> > Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed
>> to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling
>> thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber
>> dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was
>> wearing nothing but my brass helmet.
>> >
>> > As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears
>> of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and
>> told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber.
>> >
>> > The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop
>> for two days because my butt was swollen shut.
>> >
>> > So, next time you're having a bad day at work,
>> think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up
>> your butt.
>> >
>> > Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my
>> job, I love my job."
>> >
>> > Whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a
>> jellyfish bad day? May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day!!!!!

[adio3x]

lol

[99SilverCX]

ouch LOL

[Gunmetal Si]

i dint laugh

[Dabeastwthn]

i dint laugh

Ole grumpy ass! :stone: