A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband
was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend
when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the
driveway.'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out
the window. My husband's home early!' 'I can't jump out the
window. It's raining out there!' 'If my husband catches us
in here, he'll kill us both!' she replied. 'He's got a hot temper
and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!'
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and
jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the
pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the
middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running
along beside the others,about 300 of them. Being naked,
with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in
as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners
who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
'Do you always run in them,nude?' one asked. Oh yes!' he replied,
gasping in air. 'It feels so wonderfully free!' Another runner moved
a long side. 'Do you always run carrying your clothes with you
under your arm?' 'Oh, yes' our friend answered breathlessly.
'That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get
in my car to go home!' Then a third runner cast his eyes a little
lower and asked, 'Do you always wear a condom when you run?'
'Nope ... just when it's raining.'[/LEFT] :PDT_ow:
