Ode the the Wingmen part deux

Nat X · Post by **Nat X** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:58 pm

Some of you remember this.....http://stlhondas.com/forums/showthread. ... 8.....well I strapped the old flight suit on this last friday.

Well it all begins as usual, work friday night, shots at DTYD inventor King Jo, drinks at Jack Packages, meeting a new friend Kielly at Rue 13, ect. Well Kielly has to go cuz her friends are leaving, fuk'n caulk blockers, so I close my tab and do a lap around the bar and start talking to a super hot chick from outta town, she says where she is from but....

a) I was kinda drunk so I don't remember
b) I didn't really care

I had enough of being the only person there I know and I allready closed my tab, plus she saw me making out with Kielly, and its around 2am so I decide to call it a night.

I start heading down Wash Ave and I'm about a block down the street, then it happens. I hear a barrage of insults coming from two guys in a truck, I'm no fighter, but I'm no chump either. So I look up to confront them, and it's my two boys from high school Pretty Tim and Blake. Now me and Pretty Tim hang out here and there, but I haven't seen Blake in a couple years. They stop traffic and I run up to them, we chat and deside to hit up a bar, so I jump in the truck. So we park and start heading back up Wash Ave. For some reason Blake is hating on me, especially the way I dress (I have a very distinct style btw). I keep think to myself, Blake didn't you used to huff freon? So I look at both of them and ask if they want to get laid, "YES" they say, well follow me.

Well it back to my favorite sniper spot, Lucas Park, if you've never been there read the link above for an idea. Well I start my operation as usual (see link above) and spot a couple chicks. I ask Pretty Tim to stand at a certain spot and not to leave no matter what. I walk up to a middle of the road looking girl in the group, chit chat a bit then ask her for a dance, she says yes, like she would say no LOL.

Boys if you don't dance LEARN, it the easiest way to get a girl to do what ever you want. It basically having sex standing up with cloths on to a girl.

After our brief dance we head back over to her friends, now their all staring at me like I'm Steve McQueen (coolest man that ever lived), so now I'm in with the top tier girls in the group, time for back up. I'm like my friends are here I'll bring them over here, I point at Pretty Tim and now the girls are really happy.

See what I did, I got the moves and the skill, Pretty Tim has the looks. I used him as my anchor. I went out to feel around and used him as home base.

We chat some more and I trick them into coming to Pretty Tim's place in Soulard. So its Pretty Tim, Blake, two bogeys, and I at Pretty Tim's. Let's not forget I'm completely shithoused by now. We are mixing up drinks till about 5-6am (? who knows ?), well me and the hot bogey who is jocking Pretty Tim, she's 5' 5'', 115lb, dark hair, and olive skin mmmmmmmmm, are outside smoking a square and she says...

"You're good at this"
"Good at what?" I reply
"You did all this, I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you, your a player"

We go inside and I pass out on the couch with a huge smile on my face. So no I didn't get laid but Tim and Blake did. So I paid my dues to all the wingmen who have come before me. Its not always about you, I didn't get laid for my work, but I got more confidence than one man should now. And how I used it on Saturday night/Sunday morning can only be described in two words.....Home Wrecker.

kikkinasphalt · Post by **kikkinasphalt** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:02 pm

LOL Homewrecker....

g3integragsr · Post by **g3integragsr** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:03 pm

you..........are an amazing woman

Waffles · Post by **Waffles** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:12 pm

Playa Playa

imports_only98 · Post by **imports_only98** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:15 pm

i have to say...part of me wants to be jealous that these hussies (one of my general terms...dont freak out) were the lucky recipients of nasty nate time...but alas, i cannot. i applaud your skill and willingness to help out your fellow man...even tho it sounds like blake was being a complete monkey. i also congratulate the olive skinned bogey for being able to recognize your natural born talent of swoon and floating your ego in my absence. i must admit, its my assumption that im not jealous of this encounter bc you in fact did not put ur mouse in her house. however, your saturday/sunday homewrecker preview is another story.... :p

modthesol · Post by **modthesol** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:15 pm

im still waiting for someone to ask who Steve McQuean is. lol

sharpie · Post by **sharpie** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:38 pm

modthesol;137681 wrote:im still waiting for someone to ask who Steve McQuean is. lol

isnt it spelled McQueen?

subygrl · Post by **subygrl** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:25 pm

I wanna hear what happened Saturdaynight/sunday morning. thats when i got the interesting texts. lol

Nat X · Post by **Nat X** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:41 pm

sharpie;137682 wrote:isnt it spelled McQueen?

Yup

subygrl;137685 wrote:I wanna hear what happened Saturdaynight/sunday morning. thats when i got the interesting texts. lol

I learned not to hand your phone to a friend and tell him to be funny

big pipe · Post by **big pipe** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:40 pm