husbands for sale?

Gunmetal Si · Post by **Gunmetal Si** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:41 pm

A store that sells husbands has just opened in the Town,
where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of
how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase
as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. .... You may choose any man
from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but
you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a
husband...
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

*********
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
*********
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

" Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

*********

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking
and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
*********
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

*********

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

modthesol · Post by **modthesol** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 5:06 pm

lol noice

Capt'n Obvious · Post by **Capt'n Obvious** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 5:11 pm

gonna e-mail to mom

SlowOne.5 · Post by **SlowOne.5** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 2:39 am

aaaaaaaahahahahahaha

before i read it all, i was wondering if they did trade-ins. see if i can find a newer model of josh.

jk jk

Capt'n Obvious · Post by **Capt'n Obvious** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:33 am

SlowOne.5;133488 wrote:aaaaaaaahahahahahaha

before i read it all, i was wondering if they did trade-ins. see if i can find a newer model of josh.

jk jk

be careful what you wish for

99BlackHatch · Post by **99BlackHatch** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 4:47 am

Silly stupid women.

lol

dodgin_it · Post by **dodgin_it** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:25 pm

SlowOne.5;133488 wrote:aaaaaaaahahahahahaha

before i read it all, i was wondering if they did trade-ins. see if i can find a newer model of josh.

jk jk

op! stop it right now!! hahahahaha

luvmyhondas · Post by **luvmyhondas** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:32 pm

the first post didn't mention the 'no refund/no exchange' sign at the front door.

crick_james · Post by **crick_james** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:58 am

this is no joke lol

.:si:. · Post by **.:si:.** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:18 pm

lol thats the truth! women always wanting more