Some Honda family history

99PreludeSh · Post by **99PreludeSh** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:44 pm

Saw this on PZ and thought it was funny

odyssey - the bad ass MILF that all the kids friends love. married 2 times divorced once.

passport - odyssey's first husband. mysteriously disappeared in 2002. had 5 kids, civic, prelude, accord, crv, insight. to this day no one knows where he's at. some theorize he took his son prelude's death very hard and committed suicide but his body hasn't been found yet.

pilot - odyssey's 2nd husband married 2003 still married. is a great father to all the kids.

ridgeline - pilots younger, more successful, better looking brother. odyssey had a one night affair with him behind pilot's back. might possibly have a kid together.

element - pilots other little brother, kinda the outcast of the family. civic, accord, prelude, and crv have a more favorite uncle.

crv - 1st of passports sons, the oldest of the 5, passports least favorite kid. he was actually a mistake. neither odyssey or passport wanted it. but he slowly grows on them. despite all that, he has grown into a somewhat successful business man and lives very comfortably. hes very quiet, laid back and just lazy. isn't to well known for his accomplishments

civic - passports and odysseys youngest living (4th) son. very headstrong and cocky. thinks he's better then his older brother, prelude, and often tries to steal his thunder. also picks on his much older sister accord and tries to steal her thunder. often gets his ass kicked in school because of the way he is. and his older brother and sister never stuck up for him at all. is seen at the gym a lot trying to buff up and add some horsepower. but no matter how hard he tries he still gets his ass kicked. till one day, as if overnight, he became very strong and was suddenly beating all the people who would easily destroy him. he owes it all to the juice he's been drinking (nitrous) but we all really know the truth, he stole preludes heart.

prelude - 3rd child to the passport and odyssey, often known as the middle child because he's often forgotten and neglected by the rest of the family. has to kick civics ass to keep him in line every time he picks on their older sister accord. got in trouble doing so because the civic was a bitch and always told on prelude. was very popular in school. everyone wanted to be his friend. prelude was found murdered in 2001. he was found in a salvage yard, hood open and heart missing. his heart pulled right out from under his hood. still no clue as to who did it. his youngest brother civic is the #1 suspect in preludes murder case

accord - 2rd child to the passport and odyssey. even older the the prelude. very quiet and soft spoken, laid back. gets picked on by his youngest brother civic but since prelude was murdered she's had to fend for her self. like her brother, was very popular in school. vows every day to expose civic in his diabolical scheme to steal preludes heart.

fit - odyssey's 6th child. she is unsure if its pilots son or from when she had the affair with his brother ridgeline. is kinda the other outcast. civic is very jealous since he is now the youngest kid and gets a lot of the attention now. pilot treats the kid as if its his own knowing nothing of the affair.

s2k - odyssey's younger brother. uncle to civic, accord, prelude, crv, insight and fit. he's the cool uncle everyone loves and wants to be like and all their friends want and uncle like him.

insight - 5th kid to odyssey and passport. died of complications from birth defects at a very young age.

g3integragsr · Post by **g3integragsr** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:47 pm

that confused the crap out of me

MaSSaCrE · Post by **MaSSaCrE** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:50 pm

lol that was a waste of time after reading it all lmfao.

99PreludeSh · Post by **99PreludeSh** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:51 pm

MaSSaCrE;129289 wrote:lol that was a waste of time after reading it all lmfao.

well of course if you think about it everything we do is a waste of time....we are just wasting time until we die.

Jay Z. · Post by **Jay Z.** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 5:08 pm

LOL I thought it was pretty funny.

Liquor Assassin · Post by **Liquor Assassin** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 6:22 pm

what about all their realatives from acura

99PreludeSh · Post by **99PreludeSh** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 6:52 pm

That part of the story hasnt come yet lol

risktypes · Post by **risktypes** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:23 pm

I'm going to have to disagree with the "stole preludes heart".
I have yet to see a Prelude pass Steve Oaks 9 second prelude yet I've seen stephanie eggum hit high 7's and it surely wasn't with the preludes "heart".

02Type-S · Post by **02Type-S** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:45 pm

risktypes;129348 wrote:I'm going to have to disagree with the "stole preludes heart".
I have yet to see a Prelude pass Steve Oaks 9 second prelude yet I've seen stephanie eggum hit high 7's and it surely wasn't with the preludes "heart".

huh?

sharpie · Post by **sharpie** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 10:09 pm

02Type-S;129375 wrote:huh?

Hes saying that b>h. Also Eggum is faster with the b series then Oaks is with the h series.