Sex Facts Friday v.6-6-08

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Strange Sexual Disorders
Retrograde ejaculation
What happens: You reach orgasm but only ejaculate a very small quantity of semen, if anything. This happens because the bladder’s sphincter is not functioning properly, causing semen to be redirected inward, instead of outward.

What causes it: Antidepressant and anti-psychotic medications can be the culprits, and this can also be caused by complications from diabetes or surgical procedures involving the urethra or prostate.

Treatment: With retrograde ejaculation, treatment often isn’t medically necessary unless fertility is an issue. If so, your doctor may recommend medications like pseudoephedrine to counter the problem. It’s often effective, but as it can lead to erectile dysfunction, you may prefer to go untreated.


Sexsomnia
What happens: You carry out sex acts during your sleep, fully unaware that you are doing so. The behavior may be limited to your own bedroom, or you might actually leave your home, sleepwalk to your girlfriend’s house and have a night of wild sex that you won’t remember in the morning.

What causes it: Also known as “arousal parasomnia,” sexsomnia is a legitimate sleep disorder, and many people suffering from it have a history of sleepwalking as well. These disorders are caused by a miscommunication between the body and mind during the fourth and fifth stages of REM sleep.

Treatment: Fortunately, it’s relatively easy to treat sexsomnia. After being properly diagnosed by a physician, they will most likely prescribe a common sleep aid, such as Valium. This will keep you physically immobilized during those sleep stages where the body was previously acting out dreams.

Male orgasmic disorder
What happens: You experience normal excitement and arousal stages, but are unable to orgasm, even after more-than-adequate amounts of stimulation.

What causes it: Male orgasmic disorder can be caused by many things. It could be psychological, resulting from stress, performance anxiety and things of that nature. It could also be a side effect of some medications, antidepressants in particular. Or, it could be the result of surgery, such as prostatectomy.

Treatment: Counseling can often resolve the disorder if the root cause is psychological. If it’s a medical complication, the issue is often corrected by a simple change in medication or the prescription of something new.


Phimosis
What happens: It becomes very difficult or impossible to retract the foreskin.

What causes it: This strange sexual disorder can be caused by specific skin conditions affecting the penis, such as balanitis xerotica obliterans. It could also be the result of various infections or complications from diabetes.

Treatment: Treatment is not always necessary, but the matter can sometimes be resolved via masturbation or other forms of manual stretching. In other cases, steroidal creams may be helpful. If the problem persists, circumcision may be the best solution.

Coital cephalalgia
What happens: You experience a nearly debilitating headache just before orgasm, whether it be during masturbation or intercourse. Pain behind the eyes is sometimes reported as well, and the entire episode can last anywhere from a few minutes to a few days.

What causes it: Doctors aren’t certain of what causes it, but it’s estimated that 10% of men using erectile dysfunction medications could suffer from this disorder. In rare cases, these sexual headaches could indicate a tumor or worse, so it’s important you seek medical attention if you are experiencing them.

Treatment: Abstinence is the most commonly prescribed treatment, but sometimes exercise and weight loss are recommended as well. In some cases, drugs like propranolol can prevent the headaches if taken prior to any sexual activity.

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15 Hot Spots for Quickies
1. Bar Bathroom-Sneak into a stall and have your honey sit on the seat lid. Then stand over him and lower yourself onto his lap.
2. Pool Table-Slide up onto the edge of the table with your legs splayed. You'll be at the perfect height for your pool shark to attack.
3. Baseball dugout-Revisit those behind-the-school-bleachers days, and pretend it's your first time letting a guy hit a home run.
4. Beanbag chair-Straddle him on this pliable seat (the cushion of beans will prevent knee burns). Roll your hips in circles while he uses his legs to push forward and pull back.
5. Kitchen counter- While your pasta's boiling, work up an appetite for dinner by clearing off those countertops and going to town on your hot dish.
6. Exercise ball-Lie on your stomach over the ball while your man settles himself over you. Gently roll to and fro, enjoying the many sizzle spots the seesaw effect helps him hit.
7. Stairs-Enjoy a flight of fancy on your steps (preferably carpeted) by sitting on his lap, facing away from him with your gams outside of his. Put your feet on a level where you can use your legs and arms for leverage.
8. Kiddie Pool-On a warm day, fill up a kiddie pool and take a dirty dip. Your partner should sit on his heels while you lie flat with your head on the opposite edge. Have your man lift your hips up so they're above the water.
9. Laundry Room-Hop on top of the dryer and pull your lover to you. The heat of the machine will warm you up in just the right places, and the vibrations will intensify every sensation.
10. Your office-Invite your cutie to your cubicle after hours and christen your rolling chair with some overtime Os. You can twist and turn like you're on a carnal-val coaster.
11. Coat closet-While your man holds you up, press your back against one wall and your feet against the other to brace yourself. Keep one hand on the doorknob and the other over your mouth to stifle your moans.
12. Car-If roommates are cramping your sexual style, escape to your soon-to-be-randy ride. Up the ante on your auto amore by reclining the seats to the right erotic angle.
13. Photo booth-Adjust the stool so the curtain conceals your nether regions. Then lift your skirt and sit snugly on your man's "exposed" lap. No one will have any clue what's up...until the pictures pop out.
14. Shower-Join your stud for sudsy sex in seconds. Avoid complicated (and hazardous) acrobatics and straddle him on the shower floor. Tuck a towel behind his head for support.
15. At your front door-You've been jonesing for your man all evening, so waste no more time and jump his bones before he has even put his keys down. Your "Take me!" mentality will make him feel like an erotic Adonis.

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