Can't win all the time

Nat X · Post by **Nat X** » Tue May 06, 2008 6:22 pm

Some of you may remember some of the classics from this thread- http://stlhondas.com/forums/showthread. ... light=dtyd -the crotch stuffing, poop day, and the cable guy. Well this is pretty amusing, atleast in my eyes.

Ready....
Set...
DTYD!!!

Yada Yada Yada Jay and I show up at Tin Can around midnight on last saturday. We're both tired from work and need to get things started, double grape bombs x2, a couple PBR and I'm feel alive again. Fellow members N2HIFI and Spork show up right about the time to see me getting shit housed. Acouple more beers, now I'm barely coherent and can't even walk striaght, some of you have witnessed this in the past, not pretty. I see my good friend and mentor Obi Wan Larry. If you think you have game, times that by my ridiculous game ( it's ridiculous cuz I don't even know how it works ), and it would not equal his power with the force. So I go chat with Obi.

He introduces me to a tall brunette chick, but he tells her my name is Oakland Larry (long story, some other time). She bites and I'm in, Obi breaks formation ( <- see Ode to the Wingman ). Me and this girl are sitting on top of each other at the bar doing more shots, smart I know, there all sorts of physical contact that half the members here would have to pay for.

BAM...Ugly lights, time for the kill, I ask her were she's going, "home with you", she says ( not kidding ). Thing is I live at home with my parents, long story, in K-Hood. I try explaining this to her................She didn't want to here it and laughed me off, no seriously she walked off laughing. Fuck it, tomorrows a new day, hehehehe.

So Jay and I get to his house and we are being rad as fuck. We grab a couple beers, break a hockey fights VHS and flush it down the toilet, and shoot bb guns at a computer monitor.

This computer monitor must of been made by the hands of Zues. I hit it about 5 times dead on in the screen. Jay threw the whole thing at me. I kicked the shit out of. Then I hit it with the but of the bb gun and the fukn bb gun broke. The monitor still is in one, well more like three, pieces. The screen still taunts me to this day.

All and all I was owned by some girl and a computer monitor in the same night.

imports_only98 · Post by **imports_only98** » Tue May 06, 2008 6:29 pm

*tear* and yes...i'm being serious.

Spork · Post by **Spork** » Tue May 06, 2008 6:29 pm

... you grew up here and moved away for work(springfield IL or some place within driving distance... hell, even Troy, MO. who the hell cares), you are only in town for the weekend and staying at your friends house. now you don't have to go home.
if you want, you can throw in that you are apartment shopping and looking to move back into the area. just set it up early so that you don't have to try and explain any shit at the very end and risk blowing it. bullshit is better when spread in a nice layer over the whole story, not just piled in at the end.

you forgot the best part of the night tho... the suit of armor.

Nat X · Post by **Nat X** » Tue May 06, 2008 6:32 pm

O shit I forgot about that.

Good exuces, but you saw the state of mind I was in, if I saw that chick walking down the street I wouldn't even recognize her.

liquidd · Post by **liquidd** » Tue May 06, 2008 6:53 pm

Better than staying home on a Sat. night;)

Tyler · Post by **Tyler** » Tue May 06, 2008 7:07 pm

why not tell her you live with her? or your friend jay is staying with you.