Economic Stimulus Tax Info

Waffles · Post by **Waffles** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:36 pm

[font="Kristen ITC"]The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 [/font][font="Kristen ITC"]rebate. We are supposed to use this money to stimulate the economy.[/font] [font="Kristen ITC"]If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs, if we purchase a computer it will go to India, if we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala, if we purchase a good car it will go to Japan, if we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy. [/font] [font="Kristen ITC"]The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in the US. [/font] [font="Kristen ITC"]Thank you for your help.[/font]

deetz · Post by **deetz** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:38 pm

bahahahahahaha

ObsesionWitSped · Post by **ObsesionWitSped** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:42 pm

Phate · Post by **Phate** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:53 pm

Very nice!

big pipe · Post by **big pipe** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:56 pm

hookers and blow baby, hookers and blow

Waffles · Post by **Waffles** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:58 pm

big pipe;106169 wrote:hookers and blow baby, hookers and blow

I am sorry to inform you, but blow is not a product of the US

big pipe · Post by **big pipe** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:05 pm

yeah but the dude selling it lives here! foo gotta get dem 24s

Silver Knight · Post by **Silver Knight** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 7:25 pm

what about going to casinos?

Jar Jar Binks · Post by **Jar Jar Binks** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 7:44 pm

im spending mine on cuban cigars and booze in the bahamas

Gunmetal Si · Post by **Gunmetal Si** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 8:01 pm

shit i promised my bitch(wife) a new ring!!!!