I am an ordained minister!!!

Waffles · Post by **Waffles** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:54 pm

Thats right bitches, I am a minister of Universal Life Monastery. This allows me to perform marriages.

http://www.themonastery.org/

Who wants to get hitched.

Spork · Post by **Spork** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:13 pm

I remember doing that as a sophomore in highschool... 7 years ago. :doh:

99PreludeSh · Post by **99PreludeSh** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:01 am

congrats!!

tmarsh · Post by **tmarsh** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:48 am

Yeah I was ordained whilst drunk on cheap vodka and Dr. Pepper. To be young again.

HondaChild · Post by **HondaChild** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:06 am

Spork;85615 wrote:I remember doing that as a sophomore in highschool... 7 years ago. :doh:

hehe that was 1 for me.

MyfodoSi · Post by **MyfodoSi** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 3:34 am

I think becoming ordained is a genius money-making idea. Our minister charged us $150 for ten minutes of his time to marry us, AND he got a free dinner and booze. If a person could do a couple of weddings a week, they'd make hella money, and never have to grocery shop again!