Ever wonder

Potts1 · Post by **Potts1** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 10:37 pm

The thought process with relationships.

Man and a woman are driving in their car. There is a dull moment of silence, the woman asks the man the proverbial "what are you thinking" question. We've all been there, put on the spot to speak your mind. You have options, a handful of them.

1. say whats really on your mind, but this could cause further unwanted discussion, a slap in the face, or a chance she will never ask what are you thinking again.
2. say what she wants to hear. Although she may think its nice, its not entirely what you are actually thinking. It MAY be what you were thinking, but sometimes it would be fake, at a certain point of a relationship, she will learn what is fake and what isnt.
3. Say "nothing". The ultimate answer. Although you physically can not be thinking nothing, because you are always in a thought process. You can never be brain dead having a conversation, no matter how boring the situation may be, you will always have a thought. You may have thousands of thought processes, especially if you are driving a manual transmission car, or have ADD which I know everyone on this board has (dont fucking deny it), or you are simply a normal human being.

If you do indeed say nothing, your girlfriend may be smart enough to say "bullshit, youre thinking of something, what are you thinking" BUSTED. If your girlfriend isnt so bright she'll be like, okay. 99% of the time you will say Nothing, instead of something. Once you are asked the question, most thought processes are like this.

boobs, i like cars, i wonder how much longer this trip is going to take, maybe should I stop for gas? im thirsty, i could go for some ass right about now, did I leave the stove on? im hungry, shit she asked what am i thinking, alright, think back to what i was thinking when she asked. damn it, thats too far back, theres no way i can pull that off, its been 5 seconds, she either thinks im mad at her for some god forsaken reason, im not paying attention to her, or i just dont know what to say, well technically i really dont know what to say because i cant remember what i was thinking when she asked, i wish i had better memory, well better come up with something otherwise ill be up shit creek

"what?"

most of the time she'll ask again then ask why you didnt respond the first time. when this happens, you simply tell her

"you wouldnt understand"

illusion · Post by **illusion** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 10:50 pm

Im just like, "Listen here, woman, I don't need none your shennanigans."

Spork · Post by **Spork** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 10:53 pm

most of the crap I think about is so random(or automotive related) that I just tell the truth...
and alot of the times I can remember the extended thought process that brings me to what I was thinking... usually, after a couple of those stories, people quit asking.

Waffles · Post by **Waffles** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:25 pm

I got my woman to stop asking I said something like the folowing BS:

Her: What are you thinking about?

Me: Nothing

Her: No, People are always thinking about something

Me: Well there has been studies that men can actually sit there and think about nothing but woman always have something on their mind.

Her: oh.

ObsesionWitSped · Post by **ObsesionWitSped** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 1:49 am

what??? i don't understand this...why would you put a women with you in the car to distract while you're in vtak..:dunno:

99RedBalloons · Post by **99RedBalloons** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 2:15 am

Truthfully, when we ask that question, we really don't care what the answer is. Most likely we're asking that so that you'll ask us what we're thinking and then we can rant about whatever is going through our head. But you did get yourselves in trouble when you don't answer quickly, because then we decide what you're thinking. And that's never a good thing.

Phate · Post by **Phate** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 2:22 am

Really, to me, it doesnt matter what your answer is. A girl asks me - what are you thinking? Usually, im really not thinking, or even if I was thinking about something, there shouldnt be any reason to lie or anything like that, if you have a girlfriend that you have to lie to or act differently around, you need to wake the fuck up, imo. /rantoftheday

eh2_Erik · Post by **eh2_Erik** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 2:32 am

what is this, dr. phil?

Phate · Post by **Phate** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 2:37 am

eh2_Erik;72075 wrote:what is this, dr. phil?

Lawl.

99PreludeSh · Post by **99PreludeSh** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:32 am

or we are just THAT bored sitting in a car watching the same scenery OVER and OVER.