Just thought this was funny and had to pass it along.

[Dabeastwthn]

"Broke Back Cowboy"

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She
was a very good looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but
knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the
newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job; one was gay, and the other was a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied, she
decided to hire the gay guy figuring it would be safer to have him
around the house than the drunk.

The gay cowboy proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every
day and knew a lot about ranching.



For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well..
Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done
a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town
and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into
town that ! Saturday night.

One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.

Two o'clock, and no hired hand.

He finally returned around two-thirty and found upon entering the room
the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine,
waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it
off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.

"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

"Now take off my socks." He gently removed each and placed them neatly
by her boots.

"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching
her eyes in the fire light.

"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands he did as he was told
and dropped it to the floor.

"Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light of the fire, he
slowly pulled them down and off.

Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town
again, you're fired."

:omg: :yelrotflmao:

[Sleepy Civic DX]

nice!

[Silver Knight]

[Dabeastwthn]

When I started to read it ...my mind was going one way and then :ohsnap2: :biglaugh:

[dclduke]

didn't expect that

[dkairrick]

Yeah...did not foresee that ending.