Douchebag on a bike...

CiViC EX · Post by **CiViC EX** » Thu May 14, 2009 1:51 am

Coming home tonight on K around 7:45 I ended up having a wonderful run in with some tool on a charcoal or black crotch rocket. Im minding my own fucking business and driving in traffic on k in the fast lane with a van in front of me. Well this joe fucking cool on the bike is stuck behind some other car in the slow lane so he thinks its badass to rev and take off and almost hit the car i front of him. He then clearly wanted me to realize he had a huge schlong by shaking his head for a minute or two while hes just in front and in the other lane. He then proceeds to cut me off and almost hit the van in front of me then rip on the bike and get in the turn lane by pizza street and turn into that neighborhood. If he didnt think i realized he was hung like a horse he gave me a sweet thumbs down. Wonderful. It hurt me so bad i just laughed my ass off lol

My car isnt riced out by any means its just a normal lowered black civic with black and polished wheels, I think its pretty clean and semi tasteful although it could use just a little tlc (small dents and dirty) ill admit that but she will be good here shortly. I dont drive it like a bat out of hell or think its a fucking racecar.....its just my daily driver lol

This bike had these sweet blue ricer lights all over the back of it. They almost made me cum so hard. No really

Dude if you are on here id love to blow you i mean that sick $6000 bike with those sweet blue ricer lights in the back must drive the guys crazy. Especially with those mad tyte biker boyz driving skillz.

Next time you pull some sweet shit like that i hope you wreck that fucking bike. Cutting people off and acting like a fucking tool on a bike in traffic on K is a recipe for disaster. Act your age you nimwit.

I really hope you happen to be on here because id love to bow down to you and your big swiging dick

Any of you other honda guys have the pleasure to ever be owned hardcore like I did by this tool?

Phate · Post by **Phate** » Thu May 14, 2009 1:59 am

Damn good rant. You totally got pwned. /sarcasm

modthesol · Post by **modthesol** » Thu May 14, 2009 2:13 am

it was me. what of it? bitch!

HardCore97 · Post by **HardCore97** » Thu May 14, 2009 2:28 am

damn it jeff i thought you were gonna slow it down on the bike?!?!?!

Waffles · Post by **Waffles** » Thu May 14, 2009 2:34 am

Well written, would read again!

JZO6ETR · Post by **JZO6ETR** » Thu May 14, 2009 2:49 am

btlfedgolf;180467 wrote:Well written, would read again!

:yelrotflmao:

99PreludeSh · Post by **99PreludeSh** » Thu May 14, 2009 2:50 am

btlfedgolf;180467 wrote:Well written, would read again!

+juan

Tyler · Post by **Tyler** » Thu May 14, 2009 8:16 am

I had a run in with him. right about the same area you did as well. Was riding with a friend about a week ago and we were bored and acting like we wanted to race him. To clarify, we were going 40mph in 5th gear next to him and would hit the gas for litterally 1 second, if that, and do the upwards nod towards him. We were also in traffic. He then looks over, shakes his head, and takes off down the middle of the 2 lanes getting up to at least 60-70mph. Then slammed on his brakes and turned into the neighborhood by Pizza Street. Complete douche.

J_Jay_B · Post by **J_Jay_B** » Fri May 15, 2009 3:56 am

sound like a grade A large doucher to me... good thing it wasnt one of my friends... i would have been very embarrassed...

a friend of mine just got a black bike, but he has been away at college, so i doubt it was him...

freestyler01 · Post by **freestyler01** » Sun May 17, 2009 10:05 pm

you guys should wait and jump him on pizza street.

put him in his place..