Everyone has had more sex than me...

99BlackHatch · Post by **99BlackHatch** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 8:54 pm

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea ... 1339615856

I found the start funny, then it was ok...

Spork · Post by **Spork** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 8:57 pm

interesting... i only watched through the second verse tho, that was enough i think

mike · Post by **mike** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 8:58 pm

wtfbbq!

99BlackHatch · Post by **99BlackHatch** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 9:00 pm

here are the lyrics..

Everyone else has had more sex than me
Does anyone else get that feeling?
Teenagers, naked, couple in threes;
Grandparents swing from the ceiling;
Corporate capers and office amour;
Shenanigans outdoor and in -
Resist, and then later you find out there's more
Regret in not doing the sin.

All loves have to die - of that there's no help;
My favourite way to end em'
Is the orb-weaver spider's, whose pedipalp
Enters the female pudendum,
Then dies on the spot, his corpse there still stuck,
Left for his rivals to curse it.
He would rather die than not get to fuck:
Personally, I reckon it's worth it.

Potts1 · Post by **Potts1** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 9:39 pm

I have that on my phone for whenever kyle (zenki) calls me, he hates it but he does it to himself lol