Texts from last night

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Spork
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mentally saving that first one for later use (possibly slightly modified)
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I have some pretty good text on my phone, I'll start to share. this is the best one I've got in awhile.......

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SweetEBPSi;182070 wrote:lol

HAHAHAHAHA YOUR WELCOME!! YOUR WELCOME! i love textsfromlastnite..and fmylife!:bouncy:
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Spork;182241 wrote:mentally saving that first one for later use (possibly slightly modified)
For some reason, I have a pretty good idea as to wear this is going.
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this one made me lulz:
(615): drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
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^^^ hahahahahahahahaha
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(715): Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
lmao
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