99blackhatch is a stalker

civic4life13 · Post by **civic4life13** » Mon May 19, 2008 10:17 pm

josh stalked me at pointfest yesterday while we were waiting in line to get food

SlowOne.5 · Post by **SlowOne.5** » Mon May 19, 2008 10:27 pm

rofl....he wasn't the reason that started actually. that was hilarious though!

civic4life13 · Post by **civic4life13** » Mon May 19, 2008 10:29 pm

SlowOne.5;115765 wrote:rofl....he wasn't the reason that started actually. that was hilarious though!

lol i couldn't find him anywhere i must of looked like a tard looking around for him though i felt like a tard looking for him at one point i really thought he was on the roof lol

SlowOne.5 · Post by **SlowOne.5** » Mon May 19, 2008 10:34 pm

civic4life13;115767 wrote:lol i couldn't find him anywhere i must of looked like a tard looking around for him though i felt like a tard looking for him at one point i really thought he was on the roof lol

from what i understand, yes you did.

i was back on the lawn w/ everyone else waiting for him and our friend Guy. Guy's the one that initiated it all. lol

Nat X · Post by **Nat X** » Mon May 19, 2008 10:38 pm

Josh usually peeps in my windows at night, but I like it

99BlackHatch · Post by **99BlackHatch** » Tue May 20, 2008 12:11 am

Everything above is true...

Standing in line and I notice Kevin next to me, I was wearing my sunglasses and the hair cut I currently have is real short too, so I could see how I would be a lil' hard to find.

So Guy is standing there and I begin to send...
"Where are you?"
-"Pointfest, where are you"
I reply "I like your green shirt"
-"Where are you!?"
"Don't look now but I'm on top of the food standing looking at you"
*Kevin looks around and looks up...and doesn't respond back to me*
"I told you not to look asshole"
-"lol, seriously, where are you? Put your hand up"

The people he is with start talking to him as well...
"So, what else are you wearing? Talk to me, not those other people... NOW"

By this time Guy and I are laughing since we are less than 3 ft from Kevin and his friends...

Guy tells me what Kevin's shirt says, so I send it to him "Kiss me, I'm drunk"
*Kevin's face drops as he reads the message and looks all around for me*
-"You fucking stalker, where you at?"
For fun I reply..."I'm on the roof... still"

We hear his friend say that Kevin has a stalker...
"Yes, you do have a stalker!"
*another look of worry, lol*
He also pulls out his credit card...
"IS THAT A VISA!?" I ask
*he looks around more!
"I like your girlfriend's NIKE'S"
*he is getting upset now...and his girlfriend walks away*
"Where did she go?"

And it pretty much stopped there since I was ready to order...

I understand this story wasn't funny at all, but when you are bored as shit and waiting in line for an hour with nothing to do, this was a great way to blow some time.

FLAME AWAY!

civic4life13 · Post by **civic4life13** » Tue May 20, 2008 12:44 am

it did keep me entertained while i waited lol i feel like a tard now knowing that you guys were 3ft away and i still couldn't see you josh is the best stalker ever

ObsesionWitSped · Post by **ObsesionWitSped** » Tue May 20, 2008 12:59 am

Lol Are you kidding, man? I could see myself or my friends pulling off something like that and just laughing our asses off.

Tyler · Post by **Tyler** » Tue May 20, 2008 1:48 am

lawl, i find it funny. how did you not see people laughing and shit a few feet away from you? and if you didnt laugh while watching him then i applaud you, lol

99BlackHatch · Post by **99BlackHatch** » Tue May 20, 2008 3:09 am

Now, I was standing behind Guy and I would hide my phone behind his shoulders and text him... Also, Guy told me he was making a phone call. As soon as I heard that, I pulled out my phone and put it on vibrate and no one heard obviously. lol

But I was also able to have Guy stand there blocking me and I would bend my knees and look at Kevin between Guy's chin and shoulders, lol

This was too easy.

And when Kevin looked up at the roof to look for me, Guy and I were laughing so hard, I don't know how that didn't give it away.