Sex Fact Friday Position of the Week

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Sorry kids, forgot about Sex Fact Friday, so ill do a double issue next week on STDs, just for you Nate. In the meantime, here is the position of the week...with 2 more for shits n giggles :) Enjoy and remember... wrap it up!


The Octopus
Have the guy sit on the floor with his hands on the ground behind him. Tell him to spread his legs and bend them slightly at the knees. Keeping your hands on the floor for support, straddle his lap, facing him, and raise your legs so your right leg rests on his left shoulder and your left leg on his right shoulder. Do it right and you two will look like a multilimbed lust creature.
WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT:
Because your body is tilted upward, your guy enters you in up-and-down motions rather than circular or side-to-side, bringing on deep, direct G-spot orgasms. And you both get a prime bird's-eye view of the action — a male fantasy come true! Plus, if you can master this one, you two will have entered the Kama Sutra Hall of Fame. And what could be hotter than that?
This position is all about intimate contact, so make the most of it! If you're feeling extra flexible, try wrapping your arms around his neck to get even closer to his hot body, where you can focus your attention on kissing and nibbling his lips, neck, and earlobes.
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BONUS
Joystick
Your man lies on the bed or floor on his back with his arms relaxed above his head. Straddle him on top and slide your legs straight out and forward, so that your feet are on either side of his shoulders. Hold his shins or push on the floor for leverage, and start swiveling your hips in figure-eight motions so you're moving his penis around inside like you would a joystick for a video game.
WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT:
For the independent gal, this megamomentum move gives you tons of freedom and literally adds an exciting twist to your typical in-out motion. You control the speed, direction, and overall activity level. And as you're swiveling, your boobs will be bouncing north, south, east, and west — an exhibitionist's dream.
Since you're calling the shots, tease and please him by surprising your game boy with unexpected hip twists: Vary your swivel with back-and-forth rubs, side-to-side fake-outs, and up-and-down dynamos. Not knowing what's coming next will make him feel like he's hit the high.
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BONUS
Stairway to Heaven
Sit on the second-to-last stair in the shallow end of the pool with your legs spread. Lean back on your forearms for support. Have your man stand between your legs with his arms on either side of you as he enters you. He can lean on his hands for leverage as he thrusts wildly.
WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT:
Your man's vigorous in-and-out movements will create carnal currents that will hit your nether regions, boosting stimulation.
To get more up close and personal, lean forward, wrap your hands around his neck, and pull him in for some sensual smooching.
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not worth the trouble
good one, quite a few good points about it.
meh, there are better and easier ways to dirty a pool :D
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BFE;113023 wrote:not worth the trouble
good one, quite a few good points about it.
meh, there are better and easier ways to dirty a pool :D
i apparently didnt pay attention to the last one, because i didnt even realize it was in a pool. guess you can do it on regular steps too :P
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PssshHondas;113024 wrote:i apparently didnt pay attention to the last one, because i didnt even realize it was in a pool. guess you can do it on regular steps too :P
i did not either
so far behind im ahead of the pack.
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PssshHondas;112990 wrote:
Joystick
Your man lies on the bed or floor on his back with his arms relaxed above his head. Straddle him on top and slide your legs straight out and forward, so that your feet are on either side of his shoulders. Hold his shins or push on the floor for leverage, and start swiveling your hips in figure-eight motions so you're moving his penis around inside like you would a joystick for a video game.
WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT:
For the independent gal, this megamomentum move gives you tons of freedom and literally adds an exciting twist to your typical in-out motion. You control the speed, direction, and overall activity level. And as you're swiveling, your boobs will be bouncing north, south, east, and west — an exhibitionist's dream.
Since you're calling the shots, tease and please him by surprising your game boy with unexpected hip twists: Vary your swivel with back-and-forth rubs, side-to-side fake-outs, and up-and-down dynamos. Not knowing what's coming next will make him feel like he's hit the high.
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Just a word of caution:
its all fun and games until she can't hold herself up to regulate depth... apparently bottoming out can hurt.
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PssshHondas;113024 wrote:i apparently didnt pay attention to the last one, because i didnt even realize it was in a pool. guess you can do it on regular steps too :P
steps are a big accident waiting to happen...unless of course your idea of "steps" is sliding the mattress over a bit to let her kneel down on the box springs...
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Spork;113030 wrote:Just a word of caution:
its all fun and games until she can't hold herself up to regulate depth... apparently bottoming out can hurt.
Probably as much as you getting kicked in the junk.
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