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Post by Dabeastwthn »

This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.


SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting....
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Post by Silver Knight »

what you waiting for Chris?!?! call that bitch!!
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Post by budget_crx »

I definitely want that bitch.
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DAMN!!! She's cuuuutte
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huh?
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Post by SlowOne.5 »

oh, i was thinking it was a local female board member answering her craigslist BF's ad........
Finds it funny you (all) check my profile multiple times a day. Get a life.
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Post by Dabeastwthn »

Phate;112886 wrote:huh?
:laughing4:
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Post by Capt'n Obvious »

glad i scrolled down b4 i called that bitch
so far behind im ahead of the pack.
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He have a date set for Saturday night! Wish me luck guys!!
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Post by MyfodoSi »

Awwwwwe...that's so cute!
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