Sex Facts Friday v.4

[PssshHondas]

This week's topic, inspired by Rick and Zach, is...
Blowjobs.Fellatio.Head.Rawr.

1. The introducer of fellatio was suprisingly not a horny male. The first record of any kind of "oral pleasure" was introduced by women of the island of Lesbos. They believed in using their lips for sexual pleasure. Smart women.

2. Ancient Egyptian women believed that kissing and/or licking the gold plated penis's of their Kings mummy would bring them not only years of sexual gratification, but also many healthy child-bearing years. Might even be the first record of using a sex toy?

3. Next time a girl tells you she has no gag reflex, call her retarded. The pharyngeal reflex is controlled by 2 of the cranial nerves, and absense of the gag reflex means that there is severe brain damage. Women (and men) can control their gag reflex by relaxing the muscles of the throat so as not to choke. That blows my cover.

4. Tips for controlling a gag reflex? "Breathe!" According to a Dentist in Florida, the number one problem for his patients is having too sensative of a gag reflex. "Breathing through your nose constricts the air to just the back of your throat and bypasses your soft palate, which is the spot for gagging to occur." Another great tip? if you feel as if you're about to gag, lift your legs (if you're able to) or tighten your tummy muscles.

5. Of course, if neither of these works, there are always throat numbing sprays (any pharmacy will carry Chloraseptic spray which will numb the back of the throat) and adult shops carry throat numbing sprays and liquids that come in different fruity flavors.

6. After polling 100 men in Dallas, TX, 64% said the best head they've ever received was while driving. What makes road head such a crowd favorite? "The thrill of knowing that A. its out in the public. Anyone who pulls up next to me can look over and see whats going on. And B. knowing that she can't wait to get home to get her mouth on me."

7. Want to "spice" things up? Or maybe "cool" things down? Try giving fellatio with a piece of cinnamon gum in your mouth (if your man can stand the heat) or with a mint in your mouth (if he heats up to quickly and needs to cool down). Also, taking a shot of a peppermint schnapps or gargling with mouthwash directly before fellatio will give the same "cooling" effect.

8. Flavored condoms are becomming more and more popular, especially for women who don't particularly enjoy giving head. These condoms come in just about every flavor imaginable, and have even begun being sold in pharmacies.

9. Can't stand the though of receiving oral with a condom on? Try flavored lubes. Be sure when buying them that they contain a very low amount of sugar (saccharin is better) because getting sugar into your urethra can cause inflammation and infection.

10. Once you get your girl over her fear of giving head and being choked, try a position that 95 out of 100 men love:
The Throat Swab
For this position a woman lies on the bed with her head hanging off the side. Her head is best supported by a pillow under her neck. You stand in front of her and insert your cock in her mouth so she is basically sucking you while her head is hanging upside down. The upside for the two of you is you get to watch her body splayed out in front of you and can easily reach her clit with your hands. Turning her on by playing with her clit can really affect the way she sucks you off and make for an incredible blow job! Don't expect it to last too long though as this position can give her both a head rush and a sore neck.


and last but not least...the Blow Job Handguide..for beginners.
First be sure to let your partner know the #1 rule for blow jobs—keep teeth away from the penis with the occassional exception of very very lightly rubbing them over the shaft while sucking.

The #2 thing to help them remember is that their mouth and tongue bring you pleasure in more areas than just around the head. Having them experiment with techniques such as lapping their tongue over the area right behind your balls (the perineium) and spreading their tongue wide so as to lap up the shaft of your cock while moving it in and out of their mouth can go a long way toward getting the best blow job.

For technique #3, having them wrap two fingers gently around the base of your cock and positioned right beside their lips as they move up and down the shaft can also be part of their learning how to give a great blow job because it can add extra stimulation to the areas of the shaft that are not currently being sucked.

Technique #4 includes experimenting with having your partner wrap their fingers around the base and using lubes on the shaft—making it moist and warm while your partner's mouth alternates between full insertion and licking the head of your cock. Most partners can't sustain repeatedly deep strokes over the penis for long periods of time with just their mouths without getting a sore jaw. (How many blow jobs have ended to early because of this!) So if you still want deep stroking action to occur this is the way to go.

For techniques #5 and #6—if you like a deep throat blow job, here are some tips for your partner to remember. One, tell her to take a deep breath before taking your cock in her mouth. This may help to relax the throat muscles and help prevent triggering the gag reflex. Also try a postition where the angle of the throat and the angle of the penis are somewhat aligned can aid in getting a good deep throat blow job.


And thats it kids. Enjoy!

[Waffles]

hmmm, I am keeping dirty thoughts to myself

[Nat X]

6. After polling 100 men in Dallas, TX, 64% said the best head they've ever received was while driving. What makes road head such a crowd favorite? "The thrill of knowing that A. its out in the public. Anyone who pulls up next to me can look over and see whats going on. And B. knowing that she can't wait to get home to get her mouth on me."

7. Want to "spice" things up? Or maybe "cool" things down? Try giving fellatio with a piece of cinnamon gum in your mouth (if your man can stand the heat) or with a mint in your mouth (if he heats up to quickly and needs to cool down). Also, taking a shot of a peppermint schnapps or gargling with mouthwash directly before fellatio will give the same "cooling" effect.

10. Once you get your girl over her fear of giving head and being choked, try a position that 95 out of 100 men love:
The Throat Swab
For this position a woman lies on the bed with her head hanging off the side. Her head is best supported by a pillow under her neck. You stand in front of her and insert your cock in her mouth so she is basically sucking you while her head is hanging upside down. The upside for the two of you is you get to watch her body splayed out in front of you and can easily reach her clit with your hands. Turning her on by playing with her clit can really affect the way she sucks you off and make for an incredible blow job! Don't expect it to last too long though as this position can give her both a head rush and a sore neck.

First off number 6......really........I bet the other 36% of men love giving road head. Well it is Tex-ass.

Number 7.....Try ice, it sounds crazy but GOD DAMN

Number 10......is fantastic, I love girls from Ohio

Good write up!