If only you were there!

99PreludeSh · Post by **99PreludeSh** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:14 pm

This story is a great read so take the time to read it and laugh if you would like.

So Tuesday night Tom, Andy, and Myself cruise up to Applebees off of a Jungerman about 10:00pm. This is the Applebees that is right next to Chevy's and in front of Walmart. So I pull into the last parking space closest to Chevy's to avoid door dings, while Andy pulls up on his bike in the spot next to us.

I step out of the vehicle to here this HORRID "crunch" and a "BOOM". SO I immediately look over and see some GENIUS of a guy hopped up on the sidewalk to Chevy's. So we all keep watching and this person is half on the side walk and half off. Mind you this side walk is probably a good 12 inches to 14 inches higher than the parking lot.

The person KEEPS driving and while they are driving on the sidewalk sparks are flying EVERYWHERE. About 3 seconds later the car comes to a stop ON THE SIDEWALK and just keeps the gas hammered BUT hes not going anywhere. We come to a conclusion that he has high centered himself on the sidewalk, meaning he has no traction with any of his wheels to get off. Then we here another "BOOM!". Finally this person finds there way off the sidewalk and comes crashing down with all possible force. BOTH front tires were popped.

Now what would be your first thing you would do if you noticed the tires thudding around? STOP????? Nope sure enough they pulled right out of the parking lot, made a left hand turn while the drivers front hub cap was rolling off and made another left turn to leave the area. This person was just thudding away.

Andy looks at us and goes "I have GOT to see if this person stops." He jumps on his bike takes off after him. While hes just at normal speed someone not even paying attention pulls out of one of the isles making Andy have to stop because SOMEONE WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION like normal. \

Tom and I go inside and catch a table. Andy comes back in about 3 minutes and 26 seconds later. Sits down and says "He was NOWHERE to be found!" He drove up and down that road and the person didn't even stop to see what was going on.

We honestly couldn't stop laughing the entire dinner, it was one of the best priceless moments in retard driving!

We are STILL baffled how he managed it too do that because I mean there wasn't anything leading up to sidewalk such as a handicap ramp it was STRAIGHT SIDEWALK.

Tom took a gander after dinner and there was gouges in the sidewalk from the control arm we are thinking.

Waffles · Post by **Waffles** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:18 pm

Yeah, sorry that was me in my new car.

99PreludeSh · Post by **99PreludeSh** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:19 pm

Sweet Sentra!!!

Waffles · Post by **Waffles** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:20 pm

99preludesh;110007 wrote:Sweet Sentra!!!

Thanks, I bought it from one of pats friends

Nat X · Post by **Nat X** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:21 pm

Remember that one time......it was so funny......it had a begining, a middle, but no end.

99PreludeSh · Post by **99PreludeSh** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:24 pm

^^^
I dont get it

Waffles · Post by **Waffles** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:24 pm

99preludesh;110014 wrote:^^^
I dont get it

Thats because it had no end....

99PreludeSh · Post by **99PreludeSh** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:25 pm

Ohh riiiiiiiiiiiiight

Figured him driving off into the susnet with 2 flat tires is the end

MyfodoSi · Post by **MyfodoSi** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:12 pm

Gotta love retard drivers. I saw a lady in a parking lot drive over a parking stone and literally drag it around the parking lot. It was laying between her front and rear tires. My friends had to literally push the parking stone from under her car. Some people are dumbasses.

civic4life13 · Post by **civic4life13** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:39 am

you know how may cars i have pulled out of garages people drive like fucking retards but retards keep me in business so let them roam free