Irish Viagra....

[Dabeastwthn]

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido
> >
> > "What
> > about trying Viagra? asks the doctor
> >
> > "Not a chance", she said .
> > "He won't even take an aspirin".
> >
> > "Not a problem", replied the
> > doctor "Give him an "Irish Viagra". It's when you drop
a Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it.
> > Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went".
> >
> > It wasn't a week later that
> > she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress. The
poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid!
> > Just terrible doctor!"

> > "Really? What happened?" asked the
> > doctor
> > "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and
> > the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a
> > twinkle in his
> > eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his
arm, he sent
> > the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and
took me then and there, took me passionately on the tabletop! - - - It
> > was a nightmare, I
> > tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
> >
> > "Why so terrible?" asked the
> > doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't
> > good"?
> >
> > "Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years !!!! ---But sure
> > as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in
Starbucks again!"