Gotta luv it!!

Dabeastwthn · Post by **Dabeastwthn** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 5:07 am

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question.

All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

'Mrs. Neely? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'

I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.

'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?'

'Ninety-eight.' she replied.

'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:

Well.....I outlived all the bitches!

imports_only98 · Post by **imports_only98** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 5:09 am

chris...you've had entirely too many mt. dew's/tilts. lol

Phate · Post by **Phate** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 5:10 am

imports_only98;109580 wrote:chris...you've had entirely too many mt. dew's/tilts. lol

ya no shit, lols

90CivicEx · Post by **90CivicEx** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 5:12 am

lol, you have to much time as well.

g3integragsr · Post by **g3integragsr** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:06 am

this one.........not so funny

Capt'n Obvious · Post by **Capt'n Obvious** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:23 pm

funniest thing i have ever heard:jive: