Ode' to the Wingman

Nat X · Post by **Nat X** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 2:12 pm

N2HIFI;104125 wrote:lol i remeber this story the next morning story is great also hahahaha

Kage87;104158 wrote:O rly, I want to hear this one too!

Only God, Optimus Prime, and I will ever know what happened that morning.

Spork · Post by **Spork** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 2:32 pm

am I god or optimus prime?

Nat X · Post by **Nat X** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 2:34 pm

Spork;104250 wrote:am I god or optimus prime?

N2HIFI is Optimus, you are not god, you are a part of me/I

Spork · Post by **Spork** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 2:37 pm

today on my way to work...

I was about to get off

...of the highway, and this kid drove by in a 4dr integra that was bonestock except for a bodykit front bumper (a big one... that was messed up) and altezzas and he hardcore eyefucked my car. he was wearing sunglasses too and its overcast as shit today. I immediately started touching my knob.

Nat X · Post by **Nat X** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:21 pm

Spork;104257 wrote:today on my way to work...

I was about to get off thinking about Nate's girthy black knob.....

...when I got of the highway, and this kid drove by in a 4dr integra that was bonestock except for a bodykit front bumper (a big one... that was messed up) and altezzas and he hardcore eyefucked my small white knob. he was wearing sunglasses too and its overcast as shit today. I immediately started touching my knob while playing with Nate's.

fixed

99RedBalloons · Post by **99RedBalloons** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 4:35 pm

Nat X;104276 wrote:fixed

I told him you'd be jealous of another man wanting to caress his knob.

MyfodoSi · Post by **MyfodoSi** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:05 pm

Lol. So, Nate, did you post this story while you were at work because if this is so, I totally want your job.

Nat X · Post by **Nat X** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:36 pm

MyfodoSi;104338 wrote:Lol. So, Nate, did you post this story while you were at work because if this is so, I totally want your job.

Shhhh, I did it on my "lunch break"