Ode' to the Wingman

Nat X · Post by **Nat X** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 6:44 pm

Spork;104080 wrote:I'm not saying you are wrong. I was just noting the man-bitch category.

I know these types, they suxor. They love the girl, she love other penor and will never touch his, and he takes it out on you.

N2HIFI · Post by **N2HIFI** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:19 pm

lol i remeber this story the next morning story is great also hahahaha

JesSi · Post by **JesSi** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:30 pm

I still remember this crappy wingman (Billy) I had back in the day. My other wingman (Scott) and I had things on lockdown at a party and dumb ass Billy is drunk as hell stumbling all over the place. He accidentally bumps into this girl and she goes off on him, then Billy mouths off and ends up getting into a fight with the girl's boyfriend. The party was indoor/outdoor because of the nice weather, Billy ended up almost rolling into the bonfire and he lost a shoe and got kicked out of the party, we were his ride so we had to go with him. I shall never forget that blunder, or his two black eyes.

JmBurton · Post by **JmBurton** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:55 am

/takes notes.

Silver Knight · Post by **Silver Knight** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 1:01 am

Oh my God! That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my life! Can you tell it again, do you have time?

modthesol · Post by **modthesol** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 1:22 am

ah very nice but....

Nat X;104063 wrote:The best thing for a single guy is to have in his arsenal is not a i-phone, nice car, or to be good looking. Look at me, I have none of those things.

these things don't hurt at the end of the night.

Capt'n Obvious · Post by **Capt'n Obvious** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 1:32 am

cool, i wish i had game, maybe i would have some if i drank but i dont.:drinkup1:sad panda

Kage87 · Post by **Kage87** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 2:41 am

N2HIFI;104125 wrote:lol i remeber this story the next morning story is great also hahahaha

O rly, I want to hear this one too!

Spork · Post by **Spork** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 5:32 am

modthesol;104137 wrote:ah very nice but....
these things don't hurt at the end of the night.

what does it matter when you get a ride from her and you are sleeping at her place?

matt;104139 wrote:cool, i wish i had game, maybe i would have some if i drank but i dont.:drinkup1:sad panda

no.

modthesol · Post by **modthesol** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:10 am

Spork;104201 wrote:what does it matter when you get a ride from her and you are sleeping at her place?

just to know you have them. i donno