I-Phone...Should I???

Spork · Post by **Spork** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:09 pm

Nat X;102714 wrote:I heard if you have an I-phone you can instantly bang any girl on earth that doesn't have one, is this true?

come on... you are more interested in banging any GUY on earth that doesnt have on. that's why you want an iphone.

Nat X · Post by **Nat X** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:12 pm

Ghey guys don't care about iphones, they don't have time to take my penor out of their mouths to talk on one.

But really I heard iphones make you a level 57 cleric elf warrior, is that true?

Spork · Post by **Spork** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:20 pm

gheys love it because they dont have to take your penor out of their mouth, they can still do everything they need to do if they use an iphone

civic4life13 · Post by **civic4life13** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:21 pm

yes yes it is

Nat X · Post by **Nat X** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:30 pm

Spork;102720 wrote:gheys love it because they dont have to take your penor out of their mouth, they can still do everything they need to do if they use an iphone

You must know from experience, that was the deepest most thoughtfull thing you have ever said to me.

I think I

Nat X · Post by **Nat X** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:31 pm

...........

risktypes · Post by **risktypes** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:34 pm

Nat X;102714 wrote:I heard if you have an I-phone you can instantly bang any girl on earth that doesn't have one, is this true?

Well if that's the only way you can get laid.. you better jump on that.

Spork · Post by **Spork** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:38 pm

Nat X;102723 wrote:You must know from experience, that was the deepest most thoughtfull thing you have ever said to me.

I think I

you think you... what? that is certainly not the deepest thing I have ever given you.

risktypes;102725 wrote:Well if that's the only way you can get laid.. you better jump on that.

thats why you bought one, huh?

Nat X · Post by **Nat X** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:41 pm

Spork;102726 wrote:you think you... what? that is certainly not the deepest thing I have ever given you.

lol fuck me thats funny......

how do you edit out the "fuck me" comment

your knob my be better, but mine has more girth thru-out

Spork · Post by **Spork** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:42 pm

sadly, it already happened... you will just have to live with the shame forever.