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Nat X · Post by **Nat X** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:41 pm

I've done my personal best to kill a couple of members on the boards, and that just hasn't happened. I have plenty of war stories from the past couple of weekends, but no actual deaths.

I've tried to decapitate Alex, but he was saved by the integra. I tried to kill Steve, Deathproof style, becuase he wouldn't let me have his knob, and he didn't even comment on mine saturday night.

Chris is the only chance I have left to prove myself as leader. That cock-block saturday night will be the end of you.

You know who you are so lets enlighten some members, to the debauchery.

g3integragsr · Post by **g3integragsr** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:44 pm

Lmao......

edit: this seemes appropriate for this thread

Spork · Post by **Spork** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:54 pm

I fondled your knob at the gasstation... plus, we have discussed it many times before. and I can't help that mine is more satisfying to use

you will not destroy me until I know that I am not driving home.

Nat X · Post by **Nat X** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:58 pm

He has arrived, lurking the shadows like a barracuda that just ate Neil Armstrong. It will happen one day, but Chris is next on the agenda. I'll get that tall bastard.

Nat X · Post by **Nat X** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:11 pm

Fine I'll start. Some of you know the story already but it's so good.

We all met up, yada yada yada, I'm drunk. Steve gives me a ride to Jay's, I tell him I wish I had a knob like that. He drops me off at Jay's, after some tequilla, I fuck up Jay's couch. There is couch stuffing everywhere, so I decide to stuff some down my pants. Yada yada yada, it's 2:30pm. Jay's gf wakes me up, I go to the bathroom to do my buisness, reach in and pull out a wad of stuffing, I was laughing so hard that I almost pee my pants. Jay had to remind me later that I put it down there.

I was killed, boom boom head shot.

Spork · Post by **Spork** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:14 pm

I had sobered up and was driving home in the snow. on the last turn before my driveway, i lost traction, slid, and curbed the ever living fuck out of my front d/s wheel. the end. i am pissed.

Silver Knight · Post by **Silver Knight** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:19 pm

Nate, you crack me up

Its Pat! · Post by **Its Pat!** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:23 pm

how many trampoline tickle fights were there at this honda gathering?

Silver Knight · Post by **Silver Knight** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:29 pm

636SpecMan;99550 wrote:how many trampoline tickle fights were there at this honda gathering?

none. because you weren't there. :frown:

Nat X · Post by **Nat X** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:40 pm

Spork;99545 wrote:I had sobered up and was driving home in the snow. on the last turn before my driveway, i lost traction, slid, and curbed the ever living fuck out of my front d/s wheel. the end. i am pissed.

I managed to avoid all the curbs, cars, buildings, ect with you in the car, but one curb did get a hold of me near the Fox. It was all tire tho.