Alaska

Nat X · Post by **Nat X** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:09 pm

At Alaska's 5th birthday party, Alaska saw his mom blowing the clown.

Nat X · Post by **Nat X** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:05 pm

Alaska sits down to pee.

MyfodoSi · Post by **MyfodoSi** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 8:19 am

Kage87;89719 wrote:Alaskans think the start of moose season is a national holiday.

Well, Lincoln countians think the start of deer season is a national holiday. Does that make us as bad as Alaskans?

Nat X · Post by **Nat X** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:09 pm

Alaska is where Zombie Dawn trains it terrorist, high in the mountains. This is the perfect place to train terrorist, because Alaskians never look up.

Thursdays will never be the same...........

Osama Brains Laden #1 squad leader reporting for mission.....
Mission Name - Zombie Twilight
Purpose - friday will suck with him, plus it's always a two man job

BBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS

Spork · Post by **Spork** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:14 pm

alaska is perfect for zombie training, the cold keeps zombies from rotting too fast, its just like keeping meat in the fridge. its thawed, but spoiles slowly

Nat X · Post by **Nat X** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:18 pm

The cold weather in Alaska makes zombies move slowly, so you can sneak up on them. Why anyone would want to sneak up on a zombie beats me. I learned that from an Alaskian, sadly now he to is a member of the undead.

Spork · Post by **Spork** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:21 pm

I heard there are zombie fish and zombie bears too

Nat X · Post by **Nat X** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:22 pm

Alaska is the kind of place two "friends" could go and be left alone for what they like to do. We....I mean...They could do whatever comes to mind. But it's hard to find time to do "whatever" while fighting off hordes of the undead.

Nat X · Post by **Nat X** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:47 pm

I take it a little to far again. Well it's thursday and I just don't know how to act. Usually on fridays I'm hungover all day so I'm really on top of my game.

Spork · Post by **Spork** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:15 pm

I forgot and started working again... what an asshole.