Alaska

[Mad Max]

i had a small urge to be a douchebag...

[Nat X]

Alsaka was invaded by Japan in WW2, when they landed they just got back on there ships and laughed. During that five minutes Alaska's population quaddrupled.

[Kage87]

Alsaka was invaded by Japan in WW2, when they landed they just got back on there ships and laughed. During that five minutes Alaska's population quaddrupled.

there we go....funny and true :PDT_Armataz_01_25:

[Kage87]

Alaska doesn't allow billboards
The United States bought Alaska from Russia for $7,200,000 in 1867.

^strange but true

now just stupid

Alaska's idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a camper on the highway.

Alaska knows these 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter, and Construction.

Alaskans know which leaves make good toilet paper.

Alaskans think the start of moose season is a national holiday.

[big pipe]

its about to melt too

[Nat X]

If someone has the skills to look up and post my ramblings about Alaska yesterday at lunch in the shout box. Pure AU

[GTI-Guy]

good material ... maybe you should fly out to hollywood, cross the writers' picket line and get yourself hired onto a big time show?

[90CivicEx]

Here are some little known facts about Alaska.

Alaska is always asked to ride in the back of the bus.

Alaska is that guy who gropes crowd surfers at concerts.

California, Hawaii, and Alaska used to be good friends growing up. But they just hung around Alaska to make fun of it for being fat and pasty.

Shindlers (sp?) List was going to film in Alaska but they didn't want the movie to be that "sad and depressing".

Alaska one time had a couple of drinks at a bar. When he left he hit a kid, sure enough the kid was dead, so he drove off, real fast. That is why Alaska hides out in Canada.

Also one of the greatest bands made a song called Alaska....

[Nat X]

On average 43 people a year die in Alaska from over bites.

[Nat X]

The only thing worse than Alaska is a Dodge Intrepid. But I'd rather live in the Dodge.