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Nat X
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Here are some little known facts about Alaska.

Alaska is always asked to ride in the back of the bus.

Alaska is that guy who gropes crowd surfers at concerts.

California, Hawaii, and Alaska used to be good friends growing up. But they just hung around Alaska to make fun of it for being fat and pasty.

Shindlers (sp?) List was going to film in Alaska but they didn't want the movie to be that "sad and depressing".

Alaska one time had a couple of drinks at a bar. When he left he hit a kid, sure enough the kid was dead, so he drove off, real fast. That is why Alaska hides out in Canada.
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LOL! :popcorn2:
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Alaska wanted to declare its independence from the US in 1919, after everyone stopped laughing it just gave up.
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Alaska was adopted and raised by native americians. Sadly it will share the same fate.
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Even Canadiens make fun of Alaska, and there not even real people.

People from Alaska are bad luck. It's a fact, whens the last time anything good has hapened when an Alaskien is involved.
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posted by the department of labor

Since December 2003, Alaska's unemployment rate has fallen from 7.9 percent to 6.3 percent.
Since January 2001, 35,700 jobs have been created in Alaska.
Since August 2003, more than 8 million jobs have been created nationwide.
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helping the environment

A new Regional Integrated Sciences and Assessments (RISA) effort focused on Alaska was launched in September 2006. The new Alaska Center for Climate Assessment and Policy (ACCAP) will synthesize data and information to quantify the effects of changes in seasonality of weather and climate on Alaskan people and ecosystems, determine stakeholder needs for enhanced information, conduct research to facilitate product enhancement, and assess vulnerability and adaptive capacity of various Alaskan sectors. Transportation will provide the initial focus for these activities. Federal partners include NOAA and the U.S. Bureau of Land Management; other partners include nongovernmental organizations, state agencies, tribal governments, and the private sector.
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holy shit ton of accomplishments...

http://www.nbc.gov/accomplishments/acco ... ?states=AK
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Mad Max;89618 wrote:posted by the department of labor

Since December 2003, Alaska's unemployment rate has fallen from 7.9 percent to 6.3 percent.
Since January 2001, 35,700 jobs have been created in Alaska.
Since August 2003, more than 8 million jobs have been created nationwide.
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what's with all this true facts shit, I got the impression that this was a make fun of Alaska thread :dunno:
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