honda creed

[TurboFreak]

found this on someones hondaspace page


HONDA CREED!!!!!!
This is my honda, there are many like it,

My honda is my best friend. It is my life.

I must master it as I must master my life.

My honda, without me, is useless.

Without my honda, I am useless.

I must drive my honda true.

I must drive better than the mustang who is trying to pass me.

I must out drive him before he out drives me. I will . . .

My honda and I know that what counts on this street is not the

gas we burn, the noise of our exhaust, nor the smoke we make.

We know that it is the driving that counts. We will drive . . .

My honda is human, even as I, because it is my life.

Thus, I will learn it as a brother.

I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts,

its gauges, its engine, and its transmission.

I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage.

I will keep my honda clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.

We will become part of each other. We will . . .

Before God I swear this creed.

My honda and I are the defenders of imports lightly.

We are the masters of the street.

We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is jdm and there are no other imports, but honda!

[ObsesionWitSped]

lol @ mustang part

[civic4life13]

pretty funny and awesome at the same time

[Nat X]

Where is, "I live my life a quarter mile at a time?"

J/K

[Lotek]

that movie ruined a pretty cool one liner.