This is kinda amusing. Death Predictions

slow del sol · Post by **slow del sol** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:42 pm

At age 54 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.

Waffles · Post by **Waffles** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:45 pm

Zach: At age 45 you will become involved in revolutionary activities in Ecuador, and be killed.

g3integragsr · Post by **g3integragsr** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:56 pm

Jamey: At age 44 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.

yeah!!!!

Spork · Post by **Spork** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:58 pm

Steve: At age 21 you will be so overwhelmed with drama on STLHondas that your head literally explodes...thats pretty fucked up isn't it.

bildo16 · Post by **bildo16** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 7:06 pm

billy g: At age 52 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.

awwww fuk, then some kid will be like, "you wanna see a dead body?!?!" then they will poke me with sticks.

PssshHondas · Post by **PssshHondas** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 7:20 pm

^^^great effing movie

Kaycee: At age 64 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

fantastic. too bad i always give beggars money. because im nice n shit.

Lotek · Post by **Lotek** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 7:29 pm

ian: At age 35 you will be gunned down in the street by hippies after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.

rofl.

sharpie · Post by **sharpie** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:03 pm

eric: At age 42 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

99BlackHatch · Post by **99BlackHatch** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:04 pm

wrote:Joshua: At age 33 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

Stupid fucking bitch!

SweetEBPSi · Post by **SweetEBPSi** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:58 pm

99BlackHatch;67154 wrote:Stupid fucking bitch!

lol

Paul: At age 54 you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.