Cobalt 2.4 auto vs someone's moms lexus IS

Rich
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Ok this one gave me a laugh and made coming home from work that much better.

So Im low on gas and pull into a shell to fill up. I walk over to the pump and start fueling up the car. Well the kid on the other side tells me "cute chicks car" I of course tell him thanks and that I like his moms car. The kid didnt say much more. Just a young punkass with his pants sagging and underwear showing. I dont think much more of it finish up and pull out onto the main road to get onto the highway.
So this kid apparently hurried up and got onto the highway with me as I see him in his moms is250 getting onto the highway with me. Meh whatever I merge over to the fast lane. Well he follows suit but in the lane next me. He starts giving it enough gas to be noticeable. I didnt really have any interest in racing an is (cmon im a 2.4..) But he finally annoyed me enough. So at 70 we both hit it and I slowly began to pull away shutting down at 115 at which point I was 2 car lengths ahead. :lol:

cliff notes :shit talking punk kid with boxers showing talks shit with moms car and loses a race to 115mph

So if anyone knows who a kid is that drives his moms black is250 make sure to laugh at him for losing to an auto cobalt.
2008 Chevy Slobalt
Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car and oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car.
Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall, torque is how far you take the wall with you.
Hope this helps

Yes I own 2 slow red chick cars & 1 real car!
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In that race we all lose
gudg racing you're never gonna catch me!!
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sharpie;258092 wrote:In that race we all lose
Im not actually sure which took longer... fueling up or the race to be honest :icon_biggrin:
2008 Chevy Slobalt
Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car and oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car.
Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall, torque is how far you take the wall with you.
Hope this helps

Yes I own 2 slow red chick cars & 1 real car!
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Post by horn12007 »

haha no ones a winner here on slow turd car challenge. lol

That is entertaining beating shit talkers. You look like an idiot when you lose like that. Just let your car do the talking.
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I don't get how you met someone with enough balls to say that to your face. A stranger at that. I don't see anyone working up the bravery to approach me like that.
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Post by rickles8099 »

thanks for the story, cordia. i always enjoy storytime. especially ones like this with a happy ending.
Devil Crx;258318 wrote:I don't get how you met someone with enough balls to say that to your face. A stranger at that. I don't see anyone working up the bravery to approach me like that.
let me know when an where you are the next time you gas up and ill come talk some trash to you :)
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sick car bro
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Devil Crx;258318 wrote:I don't get how you met someone with enough balls to say that to your face. A stranger at that. I don't see anyone working up the bravery to approach me like that.
Huh I wonder why?
gudg racing you're never gonna catch me!!
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i want a 2.4 intake manifold so bad.
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Nice kill brah
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