some missed opportunities...then a 350Z

tmarsh · Post by **tmarsh** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:53 am

This was the first time I felt like N2HIFI, who seems to have eighteen races on his half mile commute to work. First things first, turning onto the Rock Road, a G35 gets squirrelly behind me and comes right up on my bumper. I was looking forward, until I realized I left my phone at Chris' house. FUCK!

Next up, turning onto 40, a DSM pulls right alongside me. Black, bigger wheels, exhaust. It had the larger wing, which I know means shit, but I was kind of hoping it was a GST/GSX. I had to goose it a little to get by, since my lane was ending, but that wasn't enough to bring out his short-man/DSM syndrome, and he didn't try anything. fuck.

Finally, on the last stretch home, a 350Z almost rear ends me while driving like a douche, then switches lanes (again) to try and get around me. He didn't. When I let off, I saw he was still trying, so I got on it again. We end up off the same exit, at the same light. He points over to me, and I give him a raspberry (because I'm 5). I leave the turn in 2nd, which was a mistake. I ended up reeling him in, Supra style, and made it home with the stench of ricey-ness about me.

...fuck.

Moral of the story: You can take the driver out of the Honduh, but you can't take the Honduh out of the driver.

N2HIFI · Post by **N2HIFI** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 8:04 am

tmarsh;154764 wrote:This was the first time I felt like N2HIFI, who seems to have eighteen races on his half mile commute to work.

This is truth like the spoken word of the bible ... it always seems that when i hit the road some douche wants to race me in the DD all 130hp of it lol

99BlackHatch · Post by **99BlackHatch** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 8:50 am

This story was chop full of "FUCK"

zacs2k · Post by **zacs2k** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:20 pm

what kind of car do you have?

Dabeastwthn · Post by **Dabeastwthn** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:25 pm

94gsr;154792 wrote:what kind of car do you have?

He rides a goat! :biggrin:

Waffles · Post by **Waffles** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:25 pm

Dabeastwthn;154794 wrote:He rides a goat! :biggrin:

A slow dumbestic

zacs2k · Post by **zacs2k** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 6:19 pm

well the sig says LS1, so is it a transam or camaro or what?

Dabeastwthn · Post by **Dabeastwthn** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 6:20 pm

94gsr;154820 wrote:well the sig says LS1, so is it a transam or camaro or what?

Um...refer to above posts and think REEEEEAL hard!

Phate · Post by **Phate** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 6:20 pm

94gsr;154820 wrote:well the sig says LS1, so is it a transam or camaro or what?

Dabeastwthn;154794 wrote:He rides a goat! :biggrin:

Tim seriously drives a GTO. Anyone need me to say it slower for them? :p

Dabeastwthn · Post by **Dabeastwthn** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 6:21 pm

Phate;154822 wrote:Tim seriously drives a GTO. Anyone need me to say it slower for them? :p

Damn you Phate...you ruined it! :stone: