Boats in the ocean as we were leaving the port of Miami.

Apparently this is where the rich bastards live in Miami. Looks like a scene in Vice City. Makes me want to steal some cars and find some hoes.

Nik and I in Half Moon Cay.

Another pic of Half Moon Cay.

I never knew this but in the Caribbean, chickens run wild like we have pigeons in the states. Ignore the fat bitch in the background.

A pic I took of myself on one of our formal nights.

If you buy jewelry in the US, many higher end stores offer soda or snacks. In St. Thomas, they offer beer. You can drink in public there and even drive drunk. If you get pulled over, they just make sure you have your seatbelt on. Traffic is too congested and moves too slow to cause any real damage.

And not only does the person who buys the jewelry get beer, but the whole family gets it.

We took a boat from St. Thomas to St. John's where we went snorkeling but on the way there, we found out a lot of celebrities have houses in the hills of St. Thomas such as Madonna, Michael Jackson, Alan Alda, and the guy who owns White Castle.

Nik and I in front of the beach in St. John's.

You can't see if from this pic, but the tide was pretty high that day. I went from water I couldn't stand in to being swept onto the beach in a second flat. I had so much sand in my bikini top I could've made a sand castle.

Nik took a damn lucky shot of a seagull on the way back to St. Thomas.

The port in San Juan. We bought an obnoxious amount of booze here for really cheap!

We went on the Bacardi factory tour in San Juan. It was pretty cool, but not near as cool as the AB tour. You're not allowed to take many pics there and they don't really show you how it's made.

You still get the booze at the end though, so I guess it was worth it.

One of the fortresses in San Juan. It was a pretty cool tour.

I highly recommend visiting Grand Turk. The water there is the clearest I've ever seen, and it's not as commercialized as most tourist attractions.

And we found the coolest Margaritaville ever. We showed up just as they were finishing their beer shotgunning contest.

Of course, we had to take our pictures with the giant parrot statue outside.


We took a catamaran ride to a secluded beach to go snorkeling. The water was great, and the catamaran had an open bar. No complaints.

What do you do when you have a bed that's not yours? Well...jump on it of course!



Until you hit your head on the ceiling and almost bust your ass. lol

We had a blast, but I guess it's back to the real world. :ohsnap:
