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Jar Jar Binks · Post by **Jar Jar Binks** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 5:48 pm

pure faggotry

BooSTedTeGGY89 · Post by **BooSTedTeGGY89** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 5:49 pm

forreal pure faggotry

sharpie · Post by **sharpie** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 5:56 pm

asdf;212202 wrote:Yeah so last night I hopped in one of my amazingly pimp rides which is a Ferrari or something I don't know because I own so many goddamn cars LOL and said goodnight to my supermodel wife just after she gave me 12 blowjobs for 2 hours while I drank Chivas and watched porn and then I drove to a club where I picked up three chicks and drove them over to meet my girlfriend on the side who is also a supermodel and we all had amazingly erotic sex for 12 hours and I tapped one of the chick's asses who was a supermodel and then busted on her back so hard that she had to go to the hospital because I bruised her spine. Then I took some drugs and drove another car it's like a Mitsubishi Eclipse special edition TYPE R or something beats me who cares when you own like 20 cars and three mansions and then I went to a stockholders meeting for Microsoft and Dupont and ExxonMobil and made lots of important decisions and then I took a limo with three hookers in it that the government paid for and they gave me blowjobs while I fingered their pussies and snorted coke off of their tits. And then I brought them home where my supermodel wife had sex with all of the hookers and I videotaped it and then we all did some online shopping and I bought a few more cars and a hot tub and we adopted some kids from the Tsunami because it is important to spread the love and be socially aware of things going on in the world, okay don't you think so? So then I drove the hookers home and they said that they had so much fun that they were not going to even charge the government and one of them said that I had the biggest cock she had ever seen and everyone else agreed LOL. So then I went and played some video games with my girlfriend and some of her supermodel friends and they invited some rock stars over and we all partied and played games and then all of the supermodels piled on top of me and we had incredibly erotic sex in one of my mansions and four of my other cars, all of which cost over $100,000 each. And also I totally owned at the video games. Then after that we went out for a restaurant and it was so good that I bought the restaurant and the head chef, who is also a supermodel, came out and gave me a blow job while she made unagi rolls which are my favorite. Then my wife and my girlfriend had lesbian sex in the restaurant and everyone had an orgy and everyone in the whole restaurant had a vote and I won "Largest Wang" as well as "Best Eyes" and "Most Semen". Then I drove home in 12 different cars and left the ones without gas on the side of the road for homeless people to take because it is important to give back to the community, and then I went to bed. And that was the best day of my life, for real.

i honestly thought i was the only one in the world who lived a life like this

99PreludeSh · Post by **99PreludeSh** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 6:03 pm

BooSTedTeGGY89;212190 wrote:man u guys are crackin my shit up lol all this cause i wouldnt tell u what i have dont do my car asdf i have no respect for any of you ur a bunch of crybabys that wouldnt do shit if i showed up at bubble tea so quit trying to be tough ur becuase ur behind a computer screen

BooSTedTeGGY89;212196 wrote:hahahahaha waht the hell creative......come up with another like that and ill get off the website right now there hoss

BooSTedTeGGY89;212201 wrote:that is awsome where the fuck did u pind that picture i wanna put it up on my wall!!!

BooSTedTeGGY89;212203 wrote:dude waht the fuck is going on in ur head!?!?!? im hella not getting off this shit is to good

BooSTedTeGGY89;212208 wrote:forreal pure faggotry

You need to upgrade to firefox they have a built in spell checker. Or you could go back to 3rd grade and learn the basics.

sharpie · Post by **sharpie** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 6:09 pm

99PreludeSh;212211 wrote:You need to upgrade to firefox they have a built in spell checker. Or you could go back to 3rd grade and learn the basics.

ownd

02Type-S · Post by **02Type-S** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 6:19 pm

sharpie;212213 wrote:ownd

By a girl! Thats double the ownage.

zacs2k · Post by **zacs2k** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 7:29 pm

welcome

Waffles · Post by **Waffles** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 7:54 pm

kids....

modthesol · Post by **modthesol** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 8:41 pm

welcome to the site

99BlackHatch · Post by **99BlackHatch** » Mon Dec 07, 2009 8:54 pm

I didn't take the time to read and sift through the garbage in this thread...

cliff notes anyone?