If this offends anyone, I'm sorry, but when they talked about this on the radio and started playing "Free Falling", I couldn't stop laughing...
SALMON, Idaho (Ass. Press) – A paraplegic skydiver plunged 18,000 feet to his genocide since he was incompetent to manually muster his parachute, authorities pronounced on Monday.
Zack Fogle, 27, died Saturday afternoon only mins after he was tossed from an aeroplane during a distinguished skydiving eventuality in northwest Montana that drew scores of Montana parachutists, pronounced Flathead County Undersheriff Skip Henderson.
Fogle’s earthy incapacity approaching interfered with his ability to activate his primary parachute. “He strike a belligerent from a tumble estimated during 120 miles per hour,” Henderson said.
“Falling during that speed, he substantially left a large impact crater,” Henderson added.
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He fell to his genocide? I didn't know that they were trying to eliminate an entire race or population of people by tossing him out.
gen·o·cide /ˈdʒɛnəˌsaɪd/ Show Spelled[jen-uh-sahyd] Show IPA
noun
the deliberate and systematic extermination of a national, racial, political, or cultural group.
But otherwise who cares? Dumb people die every day.
“Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.” - Bruce Lee
"In the spring you will bloom like your heart through the glass in the back of the ambulance. You turn and you turn and you turn down the street, one more turn, won't you come back to me? And as it turns, the red lights, they were turning into red roses, red roses. Red roses. I'm not giving up." - Steps Ascending by Thursday
I know, the genocide comment makes no sense... shitty grammar > *
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99BlackHatch;271129 wrote:I know, the genocide comment makes no sense... shitty grammar > *
Maybe there was a nuke strapped to him that was a dud?
Cripplebomb.
“Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.” - Bruce Lee
"In the spring you will bloom like your heart through the glass in the back of the ambulance. You turn and you turn and you turn down the street, one more turn, won't you come back to me? And as it turns, the red lights, they were turning into red roses, red roses. Red roses. I'm not giving up." - Steps Ascending by Thursday
