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dropping a duece in the handicap stall feeling like a boss with all the ample room. in rolls the only guy in the office with a wheel chair wanting to drop one off as well. so i proceded to play on my phone till he rolled his ass outta there.


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Asshole. lol
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I know what you mean. I try my best to use the other stall, but sometimes you do what you gotta do. And then you sit there and almost live in fear wondering and waiting for him / them to come in.
I'm still a neighborhood ASSHOLE!

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Sounds like he should get a leg swap
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LOL!

Least he didn't wet down papertowels and start grenading them over at you.
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twkdcd595;264775 wrote:LOL!

Least he didn't wet down papertowels with shit and start grenading them over at you.

Fixed.
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lulz at an awkward duece.
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99BlackHatch;264754 wrote:I know what you mean. I try my best to use the other stall, but sometimes you do what you gotta do. And then you sit there and almost live in fear wondering and waiting for him / them to come in.
LOL. Luckily he didn't get a mob of handicapped people to jump you.....or whatever they can do.
They come in, hook a winch cable up to the stall door, rip the door off. They roll in and yank you off the toilet seat and do wheel chair burn outs on your face.....then they just leave.