I think to my self, what a perfect day to go crusing around on the longboard around downtown and hit some hills, and such.
After about my 2 miles of flawless riding. I happened to turn around to see this suv HAULING FUCKIN ASS AT ME! in my lane! Let me remind you, im on a huge road with FOUR lanes. Im on the far right, like anything slow should be. bike, runner, skateboard, etc..
hhanyways. This fat ass lady in her SUV is now riding my ass! how the fuck are you gona ride my ass when im on a longboard, especially with 4 lanes wide ass open!
something a little like this ..
She then lays on her horn at me! I throw my hands up like WTF is wrong with you. She then finally goes around me.
As shes going around me... i jump off my board, run at her car and FUCKING BAAAMMM! fuckin superman punch in her quater panel.
Nice fat ass dent. Then in 1/8th of mile she takes a fuckin left......
Telling friends and famliy this. Everyones like, dood you got anger problems. your crazy, etc etc.
NO! im the fuckin victim!! How dare she FLY up at me in my lane (right lane that is), and ride my ass, and then a left.
She was a fat lady trying to punk me cuz she assumed i was some fag skateboarder. Nope. now you got a big ass dent your your nice lexus.
I win.
