Craigslist in Seattle has this gem for sale. 1987 Toyota Cressida, auto to manual conversion, cut springs, welded differential, 10" dildo as a shift knob and a "I am gay" sticker on the rear window.
The seller will remove the sticker before sale, but apparently the dildo comes with the car.
shit, I'd rock that. I have an 8in flowered dildo shifter in my truck and it makes it so nice for daily driving. cressidas can make sweet drift cars too
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