mama.............

[Gunmetal Si]

Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she
was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her
mother's house, she was nervous. Her mother reassured her.
"Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll
take care of you."
So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt
and exposed his hairy chest.
Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest."
"Don't worry, Maria," says the mother, "all good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs.
Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!"
"Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you."
So up she went again. When she got up there, Tony took off his
socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs.
"Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!"
"Stay here and stir the pasta Maria, this is a job for Mama!"



:wtf:

[Capt'n Obvious]

was expecting a different ending

[Silver Knight]

hahahahahahahaha!!!!

[da9teg]

was expecting a different ending

me too. ,but that was very whierd.