The FML thread

ep3/k20a3 · Post by **ep3/k20a3** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:52 pm

example. and my FML moment

bought my ex a pricey necklace. went to the ozarks for a weekend then monday when we gets home she breaks up with me.
FML

Waffles · Post by **Waffles** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:53 pm

Ask for it back.

ep3/k20a3 · Post by **ep3/k20a3** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:55 pm

btlfed7;192549 wrote:Ask for it back.

i would. but they dont return expensive jewelery 30 days after purchase.

Waffles · Post by **Waffles** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:57 pm

Save it for someone that deserves it. Or give it to your mom.

Nat X · Post by **Nat X** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:06 am

mike93hatch · Post by **mike93hatch** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:09 am

delslo · Post by **delslo** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:44 am

save your semen in a baby food jar... throw it in her face in a week or so

99BlackHatch · Post by **99BlackHatch** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:54 am

[font="comic sans ms"]l o l[/font]

SlowOne.5 · Post by **SlowOne.5** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:56 am

delslo;192563 wrote:save your semen in a baby food jar... throw it in her face in a week or so

oh god....the stench of that. BARF!!!

kleancut · Post by **kleancut** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:10 am

heres a current one.

i went out on a date with this chick weekend. she invites her self back to my place for the night. and all she wants to do is make out.

i told to GTFO in a nice way.

FHL.