UPIs?

Waffles · Post by **Waffles** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:33 pm

Unidentified Party Injury

Had any good ones?

My best was the day I woke up to have 4 bruises shaped like hands on my chest/stomach

Nat X · Post by **Nat X** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:10 am

chipped teeth
bruises
scratches on back
blood in one ear
right hip hurting real bad
not really an injury, but fake tattoos drawn up and down my arms and on my chest

kleancut · Post by **kleancut** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:35 am

^^
ooooh.. scratches on back. i get those often after a drunk night. :bouncy:

sharpie · Post by **sharpie** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:48 am

woke up in a tub of ice one kidney short of the night before and the doctor says they left a scaffel sp? in me when they sowed me back up

other than that just chiped teeth and bruises

oh and one time i had a bunch of razor cuts on my leg cause some friends who didnt know how to use a razor thought it would be funny to shave one leg while i was asleep not passed out asleep my shoes were off and everything

Spork · Post by **Spork** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 4:04 am

after my birthday, I had terrible pain in my left side... I remember being punched a few times: once in the leg and once really hard on the right arm, both for a totally TRUE comment I made about how men are better at backing into parking spots than women are... but have no memory of anything on my left side.

few more here and there, I lived in a fraternity house for a year and a half and there was lots of drinking, so it happens.

Dabeastwthn · Post by **Dabeastwthn** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:40 am

Nat X;188009 wrote:chipped teeth
bruises
scratches on back
blood in one ear
right hip hurting real bad
not really an injury, but fake tattoos drawn up and down my arms and on my chest

kleancut;188019 wrote:^^
ooooh.. gave some scratches on a back once. i give those often after a drunk night. :bouncy:

Ooooh...so you were the reason for Nate's injury. Now I'll be wary of you! :wink2: :biglaugh:

delslo · Post by **delslo** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:32 am

sliced Eye Brow from faceplanting a wall

Spork · Post by **Spork** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:13 pm

delslo;188040 wrote:sliced Eye Brow from faceplanting a wall

thats not an UNIDENTIFIED party injury....

Waffles · Post by **Waffles** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 4:23 pm

Spork;188055 wrote:thats not an UNIDENTIFIED party injury....

I see alot of party injuries, most have an explanation. My hand prints were unidentifiable by me or my friends I was partying with.

delslo · Post by **delslo** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:11 pm

Spork;188055 wrote:thats not an UNIDENTIFIED party injury....

well it was unidentified till i did the gumshoe work and found the bloody wall and floor. After discovering the crusty blood all over my face and hands